Feral Heart

Since the original spoof of warrior cats seemed a little popular, I've decided to make another 😄

DADDADUMM
A wind blew across the camp, bringing the scents of the forest...and Tigerclaw's fart which he tried to keep in but he got cramp and as a result his body started making awkward gurgling noises and...well...his butt went boom. BUT THAT IS IRRELEVANT. The current event that stands before our eyes is the showdown between Rustybum and Longface. Uh...Rusty and Longtail.
"Alright you little girl ginger. Ima take you down to painsville! Population; you!" Said Longtail.
"YEAH YEAH YEEAAAHH BOY TURN IT UP AND BURN THE FOREST!!! FIRE WILL SAVE TE CLAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!" Bluestar yelled as everyone turned to stare at the demented and probably mental leader.
Spottedleaf scurried on her tippy toes towards Bluestar and whispered in her ear, "You just gave away the fricking prophecy!"
"OH crud. I MEAN KILL THAT GINGERMAN WITH WATER EXTINGUISH THE FIRE OR IT WILL BURN US ALL!!!!" Bluestar quickly improvised.
"Uh we're supposed to be rooting for Rusty because he's the protagonist and yeah..." Lionheart interrupted.
"QUIET LIONFART I'M IMPROVISING!!!" Bluestar yelled.
"Sweet. Ima get popcorn and coke just wait here." Whitestorm said as he skipped away on two legs like a retard.
"Let's teach ye a lesson!" Longtail leapt like a beautiful unicorn and pinned rusty down with his body.
Rusty shouted, "GET OFF ME YOU RIP OFF OF ALL THINGS AWESOME oh man I don't even know"
"Lesson one: don't shout while the teacher is talking." Longtail grabbed rusty's tail. "Lesson two: FLY LIKE A BEAUTIFYL BUTTERFLY!!!" Rusty was hurled into the air and into space. He saw an astronaut but thought it was a demon. "AHHHHHHH IT'S A MONSTER KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!"" Rusty got out a random flamethrower from God knows where and flailed it every where,  burning the ISS  and creating an epic explosion. "FOR THE MICHAEL BAYS" Rusty blew a kiss and began his descent towards earth. He looked like a cheese puff on fire in the sky.
"What the bloody hell is that?" Longtail exclaimed.
"IT'S OUR SAVOUR THE ALMIGHTY CHEESE PUFF. BOW DOWN BEFORE IT." Everyone hesitated for a moment but followed Bluestar's orders. All except Longtail, who was frozen in fear as the fireball flattened him and made a bonfire. Whitestorm quickly got a stick and began toasting marshmallows from somewhere. SERIOUSLY, where do these things keep coming from!? Anyway, Rusty was the victor and Bluestar dashed over to him. "I shall name you, Cheesepuffpaw. Welcome to the clan!" Spottedleaf intervened.
"Uh, how about firepaw? That's more appropriate!"
"Ugh fine. But I'll name him Cheesepuff because he is our savour." Unfortunately, no one noticed Longtail burning to the ground.
"Uh...guys?" Lionheart began.
"Say Lionheart,  do you actually have the heart of a lion?" Bluestar asked.
"Well, yeah? Why?"
"BECAUSE IMA TEAR YOU APART FOR INTERRUPTING THE VICTORY OF CHEESEPUFFPAW'S VICTORY'S VICTORY OF VICTORIES"
😦 oh  crap

I know this isn't as funny as the last one but I was bored 😆

Ask me anything? Just don't ask for gender or where I live XD

Ok I decided to post some trivia about moi so yippe (might do a proper bio at some point).

1) I'm an atheist
2) I'm lactose intolerant
3) I love Italian and French food
4) I can speak a bit of French
5) I draw alot. Mainly wolves, pokemon and anime peeps.
6) My ambition is to become a film director someday
7) I'm one of those unpopular people in school
(<-- ignore that)My mother left our family when I was young
9) I love Hans Zimmer and his work
10) I love fantasies (especially Avatar)
11) I have an autistic little bro
12) I love talking and writing about religion and non-religion (believe me, I get so hyper expressing my views and thinking about others)
13) I don't like Donald Trump
14) Oh and hi.

I seem to be going through a pokemon phase at the moment. :/

I pretty much like all pokemon but these are my favs:

Umbreon: one of the first pokemon I saw and I absolutely love it! They're quite special dark types since they have the synchronise ability and it can learn a psychic type move (plus a fairy type move). It can be annoying to face and I love how people rage quite when they face one. I'm also very comfortable with the move sets.

Braviary: such American.  Much awesomness. I need say more guys, this is my favourite bird pokemon ever. I LOVE the design and the shiny one is even cooler. I think its got the 2nd highest attack stat too?

Pikachu: He's adorable. He kicks butt. He loves ketchup. No more to say.

This music composed by Hans Zimmer always puts me at peace. I love this particular cover, you should hear the original version too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctykf8qh288