INIT: divisiveop.mhc
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<-This unit, an admitted furred quadruped and not an autonomous remote platform, has the following statement to make regarding wild canine populations.->
<-This unit is susceptible to cold environs.->
<-Important joints and servo-motors have a significant chance of freezing over->
<-This unit finds that the pelts collected from feral canids (spectrum designation #CCCCCC) make for ideal insulators in cold climate operations.->
<-In addition, their skeletal structure is ideal for structural decoration and is well suited for warding off larger predatory animals which could cause significant damage to this self.->
<-This unit must also admit a significant attraction to the humanoid entity designated as "Liam Neeson."->
<-This unit would gladly pay $12.50 in American currency to view fictional cinema depicted aforementioned humanoid engaging with aforementioned feral canids.->
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