Game of War

[lycanious]

*flys away and douses the sun*
hehehe no heat suckas!
*flys to another hosptiable planet 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000 lightyears from earth*

[Krystal]

*flys to a random planet that looks exactly like earth but has anthro animals instead of humans*
"Yeah rock on!!"
*dances to random songs that play on my Ipod while everyone looks confuddled at me then starts bowing down at me saying* "We shall obey you, master."
*Stares to the animals then shrugs and orders them*
"Hey you! Go find the others! And you! Yes you! Don't look at me that way! Go get me a coffee!!! Move it Move it people we got a job to do hurry find those people and destroy them!"

[tofu]

"My Plantform has heaters and a solor reactor."

-teleports platform to a habitable distance away from the sun of the anthro planet-

-points at a random combine- "You! go tell the scientists to make more zombies and headcrabs." -points at another random combine- "You! get me a pizza!"

[lugailover]

teleports to moon using teleportation necklace and uses nuclear slugs to shoot english
YES IM IRISH!

[tofu]

"OooK, I guess I didin't destroy earth hard enough."

-Launches 10 mega-nukes at what used to be earth.-

"That sould do the trick."

<Random Combine Soldier> "Sir there is a habitable planet inthis solor system."

"What, really. Well......ATTACK!!!! And this time DON'T KILL ANYONE!!"

-Sicks army of combine on the planet-

[okami129]

Noms heads as last result. "It's the world apocalypse!!! Murr!" She said as she began playing more justen bieber.

[Krystal]

*is lieing on a pool float drinking lemonade as it is summer in the world that I'm at and sighs comfertably, as the ASaSR (Animal Space and Sky Reasearch) sends tiny control flying camreas/teleporters to look or the other people, a radar beeping finding that there is another habitable world in the soloar stystem. they teleport themselves to that planet, finding that an amy of Combine soldiers are there. They teleport me there to show me*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*before they shoot my machines teleport me and them back to the home planet*