The Wishing Game!

[Aclediptus]

your wish is granted, but it only happens when you keep it plugged in an outlet

I wish I could watch videos and streams in the highest quality

[GeekyScout]

Your wish is granted, but it's would have a ads.

I wish I could have more of guinea pig

[Aclediptus]

you will get more of guniea pigs, but they are served on a platter as your next meal right after

I wish I could bend my back sideways

[zRichtofen]

you can bend your back sideways, but you have to force your thumb to be a hitchhikers thumb

i wish i had a oculus rift VR headset

[Aclediptus]

granted, but once you put it on you can't ever take it off again

I wish I had better glasses

[AngelTheShifter]

Granted but they're all scratched up

I wish I had a sandwich

[VortexAlive]

Granted but it's so old that it's moldy.

I wish I had a bag of chips.

[TheBoye]

I wish for happiness 

[Aclediptus]

Granted vortex, but the bag of chips is public toilet flavored
Granted also Khola, but the happiness lasts only 5 minutes and never again

I wish I had more hands to multitask

[VortexAlive]

Granted but everything the extra hands make will have minimum quality as they are very clumsy.

I wish I could see the future.