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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #300 on: October 25, 2014, 08:10:47 am »
Start hiding in obvious places around staff and when one asks you to come out run and away while screaming hysterically like a child and "MUMMY WHERE ARE YOU MUMMY I DON'T LIKE IT"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #301 on: October 25, 2014, 02:47:24 pm »
Get all the soup and start an aisle soup kitchen for invisable people.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #302 on: October 25, 2014, 08:18:16 pm »
Attempt to use all the dove soap in any way possible, such as making a tower or fort of soap and if there is any, throw baguette or any type of strange bread at bypassers while using the soap creation as a shield.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #303 on: October 25, 2014, 10:51:24 pm »
Play an album as loud as possible while dancing in a tutu and horse mask.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #304 on: October 26, 2014, 12:01:30 am »
Cosplay as Loki, and act just like him...nuff said.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #305 on: October 26, 2014, 02:39:28 am »
Point at several pudgy people not wearing their size and say: "Hey! Your belly bra stopped working!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #306 on: October 26, 2014, 02:49:54 am »
Scream fire while running around the store. Hehehe
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #307 on: October 26, 2014, 10:38:24 pm »
get a fake plastic wand and scream "GIMME ALL YOUR CANDY OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO FROGS!!!" at random people XD
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #308 on: October 26, 2014, 10:44:33 pm »
Take out a box of toy snakes, throw them at people and sing anaconda.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #309 on: November 04, 2014, 02:13:26 pm »
Bring a cake with extra frosting and say "I AIN"T GOT TIME TO SHARE. IM EATIN' DIS BY MYSELF" to everyone
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