1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

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Cosplay As Jeff The Killer:
Get a mask and spray paint the black around the eye circle.  Then paint a smile, similar or exactly like his.  Make sure it looks scary, then go up to children, tap them, and when they turn around say "Go To Sleeep" until someone tells the staff to kick you out.

Cosplay As Slendy:
Get a suit and then buy a white mask with no eyes and go behind random people and follow them around the store until they kick you out.

I love you so much for that.

Lol!

Cosplay as a Dalek and run around saying "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

[hugrf2]

1. Clean out a Windex bottle and put Gatorade in it and pretend to clean any random object in sight with it. Also, don't forget to spray some of it in your mouth, too!
2. Throw random objects at staff and any random person while in Walmart. Then, scream anything random like "THIS CAKE IS A LIE".

All I can think of.

[SL138197]

Walk around the store and if you hear people singing do this:

"DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?!" And if someone tries to take you away scream: "These voices! AAGH!" and pretend to die.

[duna the killer]

Come in with blood (really ketchup) on your shirt and come in saying, "It's coming!"
Have someone else come in as a ghoul or something. You decide the rest

[SL138197]

Cosplay As Tenth Doctor:
Go to goodwill and buy something that will make you look like 10the Doctor and run around saying "This needs to be more sonic" Or "THE ANGELS HAVE THE BOX!"

[SL138197]

dont know if dis been said, but heres one:

Have a bag of skittles, choose a isle and run down it, tossing skittles at people's faces and hhead while yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW"

Love it!

Run down the isles screaming random questions...OR Walk around in an employee outfit and pretend to be a qustioner

[DancingWithDeath]

Pretend to be like Sonic the hedgehog, and attack everyone.

[Vask]

(1) Stick a piece of paper on your forehead that says: Pineapples. Then go to Walmart/Kmart and find a person with sponges in their cart. When you do, jump into the cart and yell as loud as you can(in the rhythm of the Spongebob Title Song)"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEAA!! THIS LADY'S BUYING SPONGES!!!"


(2) Find the phone on the wall that speaks out over the WHOLE store. Pick it up and say in a really creepy voice "That's what the government WANTS you to think."

(3) Go into an empty aisle. Knock over a bunch of boxes/cans/loud stuff then stay silent for a second. Then shout, "OH MY GOD. THEY DO EXIST"

(4) Go up to random people and walk behind them like a regular person for a little while. Then all of the sudden, jump on their backs and demand a piggy-back ride.

(5) Find one person and keep yelling/demanding to know where they put your mustard.

(6) Go into the electronics section and ask to see one of their gameplay devices (Gameboy, DS, etc). They'll get one out and let you hold it and look at it. Act like normal and take it, studying it. Then look up and say, "Okay." Then continue to head towards the exit with the electronic still in your hands.

(7) Find the karaoke station. Grab one that's out on display. Turn it on and sing at your LOUDEST AND WORST pitch you can. And sing the WORST song you can think of.

[DancingWithDeath]

Shout "SEGA!" as loud as you can.

[Vespian]

My apologies if any of the followin' has already been stated before me:

` Switch the women's and men's signs for the restroom, sit back, and watch the chaos.
` Randomly fall to the ground in the middle of the store coverin' yer ears and scream, "THE VOICES!" for a few seconds before gettin' back up and actin' completely normal.
` Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a bar code on yer forehead.