Argue with someone random about where your cheetos bag is. For example...
"WHERE DID YOU PUT MY CHEETOS BAG?!" And try to sound like a crazy person.
Also... Go to the place where they place cheeto bags or anything random, really, and say "THE BAGS. THEY HAUNT ME!" And go crazy once you say something about any kind of junk food bag haunting you.
I have no idea. xD