1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

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Buy a television and demand they set it up in store for your own personal lounge. Eheheh.

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Let's hope this hasn't been done...

Go into the toys section, grab a hula-hoop, and try and throw it on top of another shopper (like horseshoes, only with people and hula-hoops). If you make it, do an epic fist pump and scream loudly, "YES!" Then, ask the person if they want to join you. If you miss, immediately collapse on the ground and start sobbing loudly.

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Walk around the store making random animal noises.

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Again, hoping nobody's said this:

Go into an empty check-out lane either as the clerk or as a customer.

As clerk: When you get customers, ask them obnoxious questions, like "Are you single?" or "Hey there gorgeous, would you like a free autograph?" and give them ridiculous costs for their food. (EX: "Those bananas will be $99.99, please!")
As customer: Drum your fingers on the counter impatiently. After a few minutes, start yelling loudly, "I'm over here, you morons! Come and pay me!" Then, if nobody pays attention to you, start having a breakdown and yell, "Nobody loves me!"

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Touch every piece of food you see and knock it over.

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Go to the furniture section and fall asleep on one of the couches.

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Go to the furniture section and fall asleep on one of the couches.

LOL.

Anyways, hug everybody in the store.

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Hack into the intercom and sing -rather horribly- to everyone about how much you love sandwiches

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Select any one of the staff and follow them around all day.

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Run around with a Sharpie/Sharpies in various colors and draw mustaches on every single person you can. And goatees, if you can.