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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #250 on: February 12, 2014, 10:11:57 pm »
See a person near you and slap them and say "Shut up I dont care." and sing "LALALALALALALALALA" until you get kicked out.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #251 on: February 13, 2014, 02:22:37 pm »
If it's snowing, open the doors and prop them open so snow flies in and then start singing Christmas carols

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #252 on: February 14, 2014, 01:30:26 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dFUMbQNQhc
Its so funny! You might get kicked out that way!
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #253 on: February 14, 2014, 04:03:14 am »
Walk around the store and grab anything (Food art supplies etc etc) every time you pick something up you drop it and yell WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? then walk away and do it repeatedly until you get kicked up

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #254 on: February 14, 2014, 04:04:34 am »
Eat from the produce section.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #255 on: February 17, 2014, 01:45:02 am »
Grab a bag of marshmallows, open it, and pour it everywhere and shout "ITS RAINING MARSHMALLOWS!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #256 on: February 17, 2014, 01:47:04 am »
Throws snowballs at people.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #257 on: February 22, 2014, 05:05:32 pm »
Get the biggest banana in the store, take off the banana peel, swing it around like crazy, and yell, "BA NA NA BA NAANNANANMNA BUN NANANA BANNNNAANANNAN BANANNANAN BANNA!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #258 on: February 22, 2014, 05:12:37 pm »
New's reporter: "The suspect was seen wearing a Sora cosplay inside a local Walmart today. Sources tell us the alleged female was seen screaming the words "Eat freeze" while shooting icey blasts from a large key-like sword at a hartless plush doll. Dragged by security Shiro Takai was thrown out of the store and banned with possible fines for damaged equipment. No Injuries were reported, however, about 23 people appear to have lost their hearts."

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #259 on: February 22, 2014, 05:14:08 pm »
Get the biggest banana in the store, take off the banana peel, swing it around like crazy, and yell, "BA NA NA BA NAANNANANMNA BUN NANANA BANNNNAANANNAN BANANNANAN BANNA!"
sounds like Aximili (probably misspelled his name) is at it again!