1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[Bluparrot]

Grab anything nearby and chew on it, and sing the Nom Nom Nom song for however long you stay there.

[Neowulf]

Shout ASCII art with all the _/><.__\) things spoken. And then rip open a bunch of magnetic letters and try to make art of whatever the ASCII art was supposed to be.

[DancingWithDeath]

Cosplay as Ash from Pokemon (You must have a toy pikachu and an Ash cosplay costume to do this.) and shout "Pikachu, use thunderbolt" and keep shouting it when someone comes near you until you get kicked out.

[Wyldercat]

Go to the frozen food section, get tons of chickens, then go get some candles and red thread. In the middle of the store, make a circle of candles, connect them with the thread, and unwrap the chickens, placing them around the edge of the ring. Light the candles and get a Ken doll. Wait for someone to walk past you, then scream "FROM THY HEART, I STABBETH THEE! FOR BETSY! SACRIFICE SACRIFICE!" and throw the ken doll in the middle of the circle, stabbing him with a plastic fork.

[Kastilla]

Just act like Navi.
That'll getcha kicked out everywhere, trust me.

[Neowulf]

Be Fi and shout, "HERO! YOUR WII REMOTE'S BATTERY LIFE IS LOW!" until you are kicked out.

[Kastilla]

Be Fi and shout, "HERO! YOUR WII REMOTE'S BATTERY LIFE IS LOW!" until you are kicked out.

Yeah, and that too. O-O

[duna the killer]

Dress up as Freddy Fazbear and scare people..

[Aragami]

You could always dump Hershey Syrup all over yourself as you wear unicorn and dinosaur helmets and ride little pink bicycles around while you have another person on the back going, "RIDE INTO BATTLE, MY WARRIORS" as you hold a big teddy bear in your arm then a broom in your other hand. Then you can start a big war with broomsticks and teddy bears.

[Necropossum]

If you have a fursuit go to walmart or k-mart and say "I was a genetic experiment they did here. Don't go near the back rooms!" to anyone who walks in the front door.