I ended up here by riding my magical narwhale across the 4890 seas, in a desperate attempt to escape the odd langue of a wolf ridden land, and my narwhale was distracted by strange moving images of a brand new world and life. I quickly lost control as he speed off into the sunset attempting to find this promise land. I regained control as we arrived to be greeted by odd talking balls of fluffy and the occasion dragon. Sometimes I wish I was back with the wolves but the I stop being stupid and hug one of the living fluff balls.
Translation: I was on WQ, watched some youtube, got stuck here