Corrupted Wish

[coolkate]

granted.. But soon humans die off....

I wish to be a potatoe X3

[Thierry]

potatoe? weird, but granted. i will eat you tomorrow.

I wish to visit south africa

[Raphilion]

Granted, but later air traffic comes to a halt and you're stuck in South Africa.

I wish to return to South Africa

[Thierry]

Granted, but later air traffic comes to a halt and you're stuck with me in South Africa.

I wish to hug a leopard.

[Raphilion]

XD..
Granted, but the leopard gives birth on your lap. (lol)

I wish to live in the true wild Africa

[Thierry]

Omg XD

Granted, you are in the wild africa, where there are no humans, no civilization, no human stuff at all. You stay in the wild africa but now you feel the urge and need to be back to the civilization since you need medical atention.

I wish to sleep as a lion.

[Raphilion]

(Meh, I'll survive LOL)

Granted; You are asleep under the shade of a tree, dreaming about catching a Cape Buffalo. Then you wake up the next day to find your pride has just finished eating an entire buffalo and hasn't waited for you.

I wish to nuzzle tigress

[Cecilia~]

Granted but a real tiger eats you
I wish I felt like doing these preset requests (oh god i want to so bad but i feel lazy as soon as i even look at my tablet asdf)

[Raphilion]

(Aww XD)
Granted, but you fail badly at the presets.

I wish to fart real loud right..... Now!

[Thierry]

LoL XD
Granted, you farted so loud in the graduation ceremonia in a silent moment.

I wish KovuLKD does a new updates for the game and gets nice with staff.