Corrupted Wish

[Beta1556]

Granted, but people still don't like your drawings.

I wish I had a cat.

[Zarorah]

Granted, but the cat has rabies and hates you.

I wish I had a pony!

[Ducky]

  Granted, but it's Snails from My little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

I wish school would hurry up and end! ( WOOO End of year field trips! >:U )

[Zarorah]

Wish granted, but you failed all your classes and have to go to summer school.

I wish I wasn't so sad all the time.

[SoulRevenge]

Wish granted, but your going to die tonight BI.

I wish I had me a plate of Dangos~ BI

[Gryphon Azura]

Granted, but halfway through them you find a human finger.

I wish I had lucid dreams

[meeeea]

Granted. But in your dream, you are aware that your dreaming a dream, in a dream and so on,nso your head explodes, in yourvdream.
I wish I could have a bigger dog.

[Gryphon Azura]

Granted, but it kills your family.

I wish I had some beef jerky right now

[Thierry]

here is your beef jerky, but a dog jumps on you and stoles it.

I wish to have a pet, a domestic cat.

[Raphilion]

Granted: But your pet cat runs away and you die old trying to find it.

I wish to pilot (Fly) a helicopter. *Rubs on magic vase*