I don't know if this has been made before, I didn't go searching much as I'm not sure what name it would be under if it existed.
Welcome to a pretend restaurant! Which may or may not be the restaurant where the soup is crazy(Whether the restaurants are the same or not is up to the imagination). Make up some silly/crazy reason about why you give this pretend restaurant a one star rating.
The format is anything along the lines of "One star rating because -state reason here-".
Let's begin!