Feral Heart

I got 2 more funny ones.

So I was in Flourite Plains, hanging out with this wolf that wanted help finding himself a mate. We came aross this pack of demon wolves (Ok seriously, DEMON WOLVES?) Anyway, we walked by them and then this happened.

Demons: Sup
Me and friend: Yo
Demons: WTF GET OUT DIS IS OUR TERRIOTORY MY PAKE WILL KILL YOUU
Me: Lolwut.
Demons: -kills no miss-
Me: What.
Demons: -eats dead body and buries carcoss-
Me: *Walks away*
Demons: UR DEAD YOU CANT WALK AWAY GODMODDER
Me: Right, IM godmodding....mhmm
Demons: YEAH
Me and friend: Lul

And then this happened a while later.

So I had just joined an Rp, which allowed demons and all those creatures. I was just a normal wolf, and the RP didn't accept godmodding. Yet, this happened in the middle of the RP.

Leader: -says- "I LUV YOU!"
Me: Im sorry, what?
Leader: MY DAD IS THE DEVIL
Me: Alright then. Your dad is the Devil.
Leader: TeLL ME I AM BEUTIFULL
Me: Wut.
Leader: TELL ME I AM BEUTIFULL OR THE DEVIL WILL KILL YOU
Me: Uhh.
Leader: -devil says- "TELL MY DAUGHTER SHE IS PRUTTY OR I WILL KILL YOU. MARRY HER"
Me: So, you want me to tell me your 'beutifull'?
Leader: YUS
Me: Your ugly as h--- *TROLOLOLOL*
Leader: WUT
Me: *Leaves group*

So, this is a basic topic about your expieriences with those "Powerplayers." or as some might call them "Godmodders." A lot of the time, Powerplayers are histarical because of how unrealistic they RP with you, or they just do it out of sight. Like for an example, they say something like this: -scratches and kills you no miss-
And then your just like: Dude, powerplaying much?))

So, write your expierience down below! Here is mine. Its LONG.

So earlier today, I made a character named Jeff The Killer. There was an Adoption Center, so I went there and said "Go to sleep~" Then, some random pup out of no where comes and says -bites neck no miss you start bleeding- -pushes to the ground and you fall- Im just like Dude, powerplaying much? (We weren't even RPing at all, so I don't know where this person came with the idea to RP.) So then, the pup with the name Death Mwf Pup, or something like that, said "dey can lern that skill when they are young)) I told them that Jeff is a full grown adult, and he cut a smile in to his face and burned off his eye lids, and if he can survive that then he can survive being bit by a pup. Then he started to lecture me about all this crap about "Oh, if you are a human then make one!" "You got owned by a pup!" And basically trolling me. I started laughing so hard in real life, because of how terrible his comebacks were, and RP skills were. I am sorry but it's true.

So, what happened to you guys that you find funny?