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« on: September 28, 2016, 07:18:31 pm »
okay so this'll basically be a compilation of the random things my family has said/done. anyway, let's begin!
(my mom and sister going to starbucks. my sister has blonde hair and the whitest skin next to my brother, so of course she would do that "white girl" impression.)
sister: "my white girl senses are tingling! my uggs will lead me there!"
mom: *laughing*
(they make it to starbucks, and they get out of the car. the sun blinds my sister and my mom, cause it's so bright.
sister: "yo where you at"
(i'm upstairs in the bathroom, brushing my teeth and all, when suddenly...)
sister: *yells the first ten notes to the attack on titan themesong (you know what they are)*
(my sister and i are up in her room. she is telling me a scene from her story.)
me: "soulblade's soulbound!" (soulblade is a weapon in my sister's story)
sister: "*laughs* it binds on pickup!"
me: "it's true though!"
(we both laugh, first happily, then sadly as we think about that.)
(texting my brother about me being stuck on a chair, with my puppy on me)
brother i am a turtle im stuck on my back
lol, ok?
stuck on the chair
dog is on my foot
mom won't help
alrighty then.
i want to get up but i can't
(devil smiling emoji)
u lil
i have faith in you!
she got up
(thumbs-up emoji)
yay
(texting my brother once again to check up on how my puppy's doing)
how's me dog
omg. (laughing face) (very upset face)
she just won't calm down and sleep.
xD you gotta tire her out
her energy is seemingly endless! (terrified/shocked emoji)
play with her!
(texting my brother onCe agAiN)
D:
too slow again m8.
i was doing something for ma but then you were gone
i'm just too sneaky.
you're not a ninja, haven't we established that already? xD
i am only not a ninja when there's a wet floor involved.
xD true
(one time my brother ran across the wet hardwood floor and fell, dropping his burrito.)
brother: "i can't assassinate people when i'm thirsty."
me: *hugs sister* i love you!
sister: "love you too."
me: "oh my stars you actually said it!"
mom from other room: "awwww!"
sister: "i- uh- oh! that was just instinctive i didn't even realize"
mom from other room: "fire's feeling the love!"
me: "i am! night losers!"
(so i was sitting in my brother's chair when he caame over and gave me that look that says "get out of my chair" but i didn't leave... and thus...)
me: "you'll never get me out of this chair!"
brother: *doesn't reply*
(brother ends up fLiPPINg thE CHAiR oVER)
me: "nO WE ARE FORBIDDEN LOVERS YOU CANNOT KEEP US APART"
brother: *drags the chair-and me-over to his part of the playroom*
me: "WE WILL NEVER BE SEPARATED"
brother: *reaches his foot through the space between the armrest and the seat and tickles my side*
me: *laughs uncontrollably* "NO I WON'T LEAVE UNTIL I GO TO DRUMS" (i have drum lessons)
brother: *ends up dragging me out from under his chair and turns it upright, sitting in it*
me: *flops into the place where his chair goes* "well now i'll just stral your spot."
brother: *drAGS ME AWAY FROM THE SPOT* "no you won't."
me: "fine."
(later...)
me: "brother!" *goes to hug him* "i love you!"
brother: *chuckles* "too."
me: "yay you still love me!"
me: "hey sister"
sister: "what"
me: "knock knock"
sister: *sighs*
me: "knock knock!"
sister: *sighing intensifies"
me: "knock knock!!"
sister: "who's there."
me: "old lady!"
sister: "fire i've heard that like a thousand times i know what it is"
me: "old lady!"
sister: "i know that one though"
me: "olD LADY"
sister: *sighs* "old lady who..."
me: "i love you"
sister: "what"
me: "i love you!"
sister: "i don't get it was that a part of the joke what"
me: "...knock knock"
sister: "no."
me: "ok"
me: "hello darkness my old friend"
(sister heads upstairs, the room goes silent)
me: "why is it suddenly silent"
mom: "because midlstrit left"
me: "wow thanks mom"
mom: "wait no i didn't mean it like that"
sister from upstairs, muffled: "i've come to talk with you again"
me: "yaaay"
mom: *laughs*
me: "knock knock"
sister: "who's there"
me: "i love"
sister: "awww i get it"
more will be added when they come up/i remember them