Feral Heart

Lol.. ikr?

Lol... this happened once when I was out playing as my char Vaati. Yes, he has the power to control the wind, but since I don't go all: -Shoots wind at and kill ha ur dead- ...It's not really godmodding if you at least let the opponent dodge and counter attack and crap. Well, anyway, this happened the other day:
Me: -Randomly hanging out in Fluorite-
Random Wolf: "hi"
Me: His gaze flicked to the random wolf that had just greeted him. He narrowed his crimson eyes. "Hello. May I help you?" he asked in his snaky, cold voice.
Wolf: "your gay"
Me: He growled as anger started to build within him. The winds that usually accompanied him increased a slight bit. "Excuse me?" he hissed. "I believe you are mistaken. I am not gay."
Wolf: "yea u r ur prple"
Me: He growled threateningly. "Shut up, you insolent fool!" he hissed. "I am not gay, nor am I purple. Now I suggest you walk away and leave me in peace."
Wolf: "ur gay imma kill u"
Me: He rolled his eyes. "Oh really now?" he questioned. "You're going to kill me? I'd like to see you try." He smirked evilly as he stood, winds blowing around him, far fiercer than usual.
Wolf: -bites neck and kills-
Me: ((Wtf...)) He growled and leaped out of the way, countering with a fierce blast of wind, knocking the wolf away from him. He smirked. "Nice try, puppy," he half-purred, half-hissed.
Wolf: I killed u ur ded))
Me: I am still allowed to dodge. You cannot just say -kills- and kill me, that is godmodding.))
Wolf: -runs at vaati and rips his throte opn and pull his guts out and kills him then eats his guts-
Me: Wtf...))
Wolf: ha now ur ded))
Me: ...OKay, I'm not Rping with you.)) -Walks away-
Wolf: imma report u 4 dis u a******!
Me: Mkay. Have fun.))

Lol... I hate idiots like that |D

The strangest dream I ever had was about Tales of The Abyss. I was, of course, Jade Curtiss.

 Well. Luke put on a banana suit and started doing caramelldansen while singing "I'm a banana." Then Dist came and started humping Asch. Tear kissed Guy and Guy wet himself. Asch punched Dist and then started puking rainbows. Anise pooped on Fon Master Ion's head. Ion cried like a baby. Then Luke raped Asch and Guy got pregnant. .-. Then, Master Van had a one night stand with a giraffe and Sync ate Luke's burrito. Then Largo got extremely fat and farted and everyone ran away. Then Dist started humping my leg and I slapped him. Then it staeted raining unicorns .-.

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Ex: Poster 1: Next poster, do you like kittens?
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