Me (as winged demon dog): *sat on rock minding my own business* Random winged wolf: *Comes up to my face* You are very ugly person. Me: Lol thanks That's awesome. Wolf: No welcome. Is this your home? Me: Yup. Wolf: Ok. It's mine now! Me: Ok! Wolf: Good. And that tree is mine. Me: Sure! Wolf: And that *the rock I am sat on* is my bed. Me: No problemo! Wolf: GO AWAY!!!! Me: No can do I'm afraid. See, my @$$ is permanently welded to this rock. Wolf: Ok... idiot Me: :3