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Game Discussion / Re: The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.
« on: August 03, 2013, 06:22:21 pm »
Hmm, I'm thinking I should share these...
STORY 1:
So one day, I was just hanging around Bonfire trying to get to know some people since I'm fairly new. Upon nearing the section of Bonfire where the ever so "appreciated" Mate Center dwelled I sat down just to observe some of the activities that people where participating in. After a few minutes, the MC calls a certain male, Drake M Wolf, towards the middle and this is what happened-
Me{Logic}: (Just sittin' no where near the MC circle)
MC: DRAKE M WOLF TOWARDS THE MIDDLE, NOW1!!!1!!
-Drake walks towards the middle-
MC: IF YOU LIKE HIM, SIT BY HIM LADIES. HE IS REALLY SEXY XD111!!!1
-Out of nowhere, about 7 females run in unison towards him and sit fairly close, next, or in front of him. (Mind you, about 3 of them have there heads down and claiming they are too ugly so don't pick them)
Drake M Wolf: -looks around at all the beutifull girls-
MC: DRAKE M, PICK OR PASS. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS!!1!(begins to count down)
-At this point, I am laughing my a** off. Not because of the MC or Drake, but by all the females jumping around him multiple times saying it was an accident with their keyboard just so they could be noticed.-
Drake M Wolf: i pick.........(spams the . key)
MC: HURRY1
Drake M Wolf: i am picking all of yu because your all georgeous and imma going to get you all preggers BD. but first imma need an alfa girl mate.
-After I hear those words, I notice he has directed his attention towards me-
Drake M Wolf: logic you ar going 2 be my alfa girl mate! (howls)
Me{Logic}: I have a few reasons why I am going to say 'No'. First, this character is a fox and she is not for role-playing. Secondly, you can't just declare me to be your mate. Finally, the term you are looking for is Alpha Female. You don't seem so gramatically-correct. :/
Drake M Wolf: well i am going to MAKE you my mate!11!1 *comes ova and mates wif logic so now she is preggers*
Random Female(One of the 7): YOU B*TCH HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!! *COMES TOWARS THE FEMALE AND TEARS HER EYES OUT AND SHOVES THEM DOWN HER THROAT AND MAKES HER WATCH AS SHE TEARS HER STOMACH OPEN*
Me{Logic}: I'm ignoring both of you, and you got that line out of the movie 'Alpha and Omega'.
-Now, I just am still watching; ready to block them. And suddenly, another one of the 7 females comes over and fights the other female that had supposedly killed me, which causes the remaining 5 females to fight one another. And on top of that, the male whispers me and says--
Drake M Wolf[whisper]: see how wanted i am, you should marry me.
Me{Logic}[local]: No, I'm blocking all of you, good bye.
-And then I blocked them all, one by one-
The End~
STORY 2:
This one is a bit shorter, it's about the horse/wolf things. I was just sitting in the area where most of the horses roam, when one mare apparently wanted to hunt me... So after that, let's just say I was nothing but a brain and a few scraps of skin.
STORY 1:
So one day, I was just hanging around Bonfire trying to get to know some people since I'm fairly new. Upon nearing the section of Bonfire where the ever so "appreciated" Mate Center dwelled I sat down just to observe some of the activities that people where participating in. After a few minutes, the MC calls a certain male, Drake M Wolf, towards the middle and this is what happened-
Me{Logic}: (Just sittin' no where near the MC circle)
MC: DRAKE M WOLF TOWARDS THE MIDDLE, NOW1!!!1!!
-Drake walks towards the middle-
MC: IF YOU LIKE HIM, SIT BY HIM LADIES. HE IS REALLY SEXY XD111!!!1
-Out of nowhere, about 7 females run in unison towards him and sit fairly close, next, or in front of him. (Mind you, about 3 of them have there heads down and claiming they are too ugly so don't pick them)
Drake M Wolf: -looks around at all the beutifull girls-
MC: DRAKE M, PICK OR PASS. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS!!1!(begins to count down)
-At this point, I am laughing my a** off. Not because of the MC or Drake, but by all the females jumping around him multiple times saying it was an accident with their keyboard just so they could be noticed.-
Drake M Wolf: i pick.........(spams the . key)
MC: HURRY1
Drake M Wolf: i am picking all of yu because your all georgeous and imma going to get you all preggers BD. but first imma need an alfa girl mate.
-After I hear those words, I notice he has directed his attention towards me-
Drake M Wolf: logic you ar going 2 be my alfa girl mate! (howls)
Me{Logic}: I have a few reasons why I am going to say 'No'. First, this character is a fox and she is not for role-playing. Secondly, you can't just declare me to be your mate. Finally, the term you are looking for is Alpha Female. You don't seem so gramatically-correct. :/
Drake M Wolf: well i am going to MAKE you my mate!11!1 *comes ova and mates wif logic so now she is preggers*
Random Female(One of the 7): YOU B*TCH HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!! *COMES TOWARS THE FEMALE AND TEARS HER EYES OUT AND SHOVES THEM DOWN HER THROAT AND MAKES HER WATCH AS SHE TEARS HER STOMACH OPEN*
Me{Logic}: I'm ignoring both of you, and you got that line out of the movie 'Alpha and Omega'.
-Now, I just am still watching; ready to block them. And suddenly, another one of the 7 females comes over and fights the other female that had supposedly killed me, which causes the remaining 5 females to fight one another. And on top of that, the male whispers me and says--
Drake M Wolf[whisper]: see how wanted i am, you should marry me.
Me{Logic}[local]: No, I'm blocking all of you, good bye.
-And then I blocked them all, one by one-
The End~
STORY 2:
This one is a bit shorter, it's about the horse/wolf things. I was just sitting in the area where most of the horses roam, when one mare apparently wanted to hunt me... So after that, let's just say I was nothing but a brain and a few scraps of skin.
