Hello.
This is the best introduction EVAR, as you may or may not have noticed.
Tell your mom, tell your sisters and brothers - tell anyone you think will care. Navatii (aka Nava), has finally arrived to stalk your forums and occasionally comment on wacky threads.
There may, or may not, be a few things you would like to know about me before you try to engage in a convo-sation-ono.
? For one, every morning I guzzle down 3 bowls of lollipops with a side of milk. Sometimes, I may even just skip the milk. Hard core, I know.
? When I'm not walking on water, you can find me flying through the clouds with the greatest of ease. Once and awhile I may even hitch a ride on the wing of an airplane when I'm feeling lazy, but that's only like...78% of the time. Serious here, ladies and gentleman. 78%.
? I once drank wine from a chalice. That chalice is now known as the Holy Grail.
? Sometimes I make Balloon Animals out of cardboard and give them to little children on the street.
? I tend to steal people's virtual cookies when they aren't looking, but I always return them, even if they aren't the way you originally remembered them.
? I own my own Island that I named after my dear friend George Mooney; who sadly passed away due to a miscalculation with the trajectory of a flying sweet and his mouth. His dreams live on insides each of us.
? May the future deaths of thousands of Twinkies world wide be the sweet revenge George desperately needs to pass on to the golden gates!
? Once and awhile I tend to dress up in all black and run around in the night stealing from Mafia lords and drug cartels.
? My age has always been up to speculation among the googly and gawkily. I tell you this with the up most seriousness. I. Am. AGELESS. Do not be deceived by my profile or what others say. They are there to lead you off the path of truth and into the lies of temptation! DO NOT BE FOOLED. I am Ageless.
Currently I live under the sea in a tiny cave. You can send me postcards any time you like at 1321 Slippery Road, Atlantis.
What else, what else?
I'm brand spankin' new to FH. Hey! Hey. Put down that newbie repellant, you! It will only make me hug you more. <3 Derp.
I've known about the site and game for a little while now, but just kept missing the times when registration was open. Doh! Though, I've finally got on. ((Success!))
Anyway, this intro has gotten seriously long so I'm probably going to end it here.
Just really wanted to pop in here and say "Hi" and see how nice the member-base is.
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