The Biggest Lies

[Hallucination]

We ALL lie, face it... x3 But let me focus on the biggest lies we've ever told ourselves and others...

The biggest lie I have ever told myself was; "Just one more, then I am not going to have another bite." Ya... heh.
The biggest lie I have ever told someone, was that me and my friends weren't the ones who managed to break a window, that was advertised in every ad, "Unbreakable!" ... We, uh, sort of were having a snowball fight, and some idiot filled a ball of ice with ice.~ If your window breaks with ice, there are far better out there. x3 So what is the biggest lies you've ever told? Don't be shy, we won't tell. //The second biggest lie

[MadMoai]

"Don't worry... I won't regret reading this book... probably."

There was a series a couple of my friends were reading. I decided to check out one of the later volumes... nope, too sad. |D

[zRichtofen]

Biggest of all lies in the world: "I have read and agreed with the terms of use"

[Hallucination]

Oh yes, everyone can relate to that!

[ShadowClasher]

"Yes. I understand, sir."

Pfft, worst one I can think of. And NO. This wasn't like to a policeman. xD Usually teachers or professors asking about math stuff I literally can't figure out. I've probably had worse ones by far, but as of right now that's the worst one I can think of. x3 Though usually this occurred when I was younger. Almost never now; or any lies really.

[Navatii]

"I wont laugh. I promise."

Though, to be fair, I laugh at nearly everything. I'm like a Hyena in that way. Heeehee.

[Hallucination]

Join the army of people who can't keep a straight face no matter what. xD

[Navatii]

Heck yeah, Hallucination, I'll join that army in a heartbeat! Where do I sign up?

Here's another one.

"You will use algebra in real life."