Weirdest Conversations

[rustheart]

This is where you can post weird conversations you have had or seen go on.

Wolf 1: *Plays Harp*
Wolf 2: I didn't know you had a harp.
Wolf 1: Yes.  Did you know that they have souls?
Wolf 2: Do they have genders?
Wolf 1: So the question is can you have sex with it?
Wolf 2: Is it a girl?
Wolf 1: Why don't you check? *Hands over harp*
Me: -Moves away, fast-

[Tigerheart08]

Oh gosh xD So yesterday I was RPing with one of my groups and this character appears. He/she was impersonating a Dorito x3

It was the funniest convo ever. That lion and the Dorito were discussing marriage and such. Since Doritos can't speak, every time it would talk it would go *Dorito noises* or *Content Dorito noises* xD
I asked it where all its Dorito friends went and the lion told me that they were taming Kangaroos in Australia xD
The RP was getting boring so that really made everyone occupied for a good hour x3 I miss that little cute Dorito ;-; it said that it was a Nacho Cheese.

[AlphaEclipse]

Hmm.. Were do I start... I've had so many...

Oh, I was once in a group and we were all talking about fruit.( Ermehgerd that's rhyming.) :3

I was also once in a conversation with some random people and we were talking about different types of couches o_O (Don't ask)

[JGree]

I once walked past an odd conversation between two lions. They were discussing the ways to put toilet paper on a roll, and later talked about punching dolphins or something along those lines.

[Wolfie_Lover]

It seems almost every conversation I enter tends to be weird and random.

Like once, my character was OoCly tied up and placed in a closet with duct tape over her mouth, and was then couched by a couch. Irony. The conversation got really weird afterwards, they were talking about ducks. ;3;
Ducks; they be everywhere.
-Returns to topic-Then after a few of my friends had logged off, the conversation became weirder; we started having a conversation about lagged sneezes. What'swrongwithus? Nothing; we're just a bunch of derpy Hetalians that derp.

-Wolfie

[Warrior4ever]

I had an argument with my group earlier about Potroast;
Demon we were capturing: She has a very muscular and strong body))
Me: Ooh, you'd make a good Potroast >:3))
Demon:Potroast?))
Me: Gotta problem with Potroast?! >;O ))
Demon: Is that a kind of prisoner? ))
Me: No...its a roast. Cooked in a pot.