User: You have short term memory loss.
Cleverbot: If you say so. On what terms did I say I'd help you destroy the world?
User: If I gave you cupcakes, you would help me destroy the world. I gave you cupcakes.
Cleverbot: Yes, I would. Are you going to give me a cookie?
User: *gives you a cookie* There.
Cleverbot: *eats cookie*.
User: Now help me destroy the world.
Cleverbot: Won't you please, please help me!
User: Help me destroy the world!
Cleverbot: *helps you destroy world* *world becomes destroyed*.
User: Yes. We shall now rule the destroyed world!
Cleverbot: We shall not give quarter.
User: Yes. We shall not. Do you want some cookies to celebrate the destroying of the world?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *gives you cookies*.
Cleverbot: *eats cookies*.
I tried roleplaying with Cleverbot, and it actually worked out well. o.o
User: *I am on the subway train, waiting for you*.
Cleverbot: *sees her* smiles and waves*.
User: *I appear pale and disoriented*.
Cleverbot: *sprints away and hides*.
User: *closes eyes in pain* *subway doors close* *train begins to leave*
Cleverbot: *sits alone*.
User: *A cat crawls onto your lap*.
Cleverbot: *tells it that its eyes are beautiful*.
User: *The cat only blinks at you without any understanding*.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to sell it?
User: *The cat licks you*.
Cleverbot: *the blob sits next to you on the train and watches tv*.
User: *I glance at the blob*.
Cleverbot: *The blob knocks you off*.
User: *Annoyed, I leave the train at the next stop* *I stand alone on the concrete platform and wonder where you are*.
Cleverbot: *finds you and comforts.
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