As they got too se sunning rocks there wer cats! Now they fought. A fat tabby pinned another cat 2 the ground.
"Oakfart you idiot!!" Oakhart grumbled at the big fat cat and gwumbled,
"Oakhart."
"Orkbart, whatever. Tis is OUR TERRITORY!!!!!!"
"Shuddup ya fat cat, just leik yo mamma! OH!!! GET OWNED!!!"
"MORE RIENFORCEMENTS!!" A random ThunderClan cat said.
"YOU CHEEEATTTERRRR!!!!! POWERPLAYER!!!! -LEAVES GAME-"
"TigerClaw, this is reel life. So staph whining like a fatzo and runaway." Another random cat culled Mowsefur had a massif scratch.
"MOUSEFUR RUN YOU STUPID CAT!!!!" TigerClaw sed.
"TigerSnot! Oh, Fien!" Mousefur ran away.
"TIGERPOOP WE NEED TO POO AND RUN AWAY!!!!" Redtail showted.
"NO WAY YOU WIMP!!!! TIS IS OUR TERRITOWY!!!!"
"RETREAT!! RETREAT!!!!!! WE WILL SPY ON THEM SOME OTHER TIEM!!!!" So they ran away.
Britepor was badly ingured. Her eye popped out randomly and she had 1 ear.
"RENAME HER B-Censored-!!!!!!!!" Clowdtail sed.
"For the betrail of StarClan, I shall name this apprentice, LostButt." Bloostarr sed.
"WAT!!!??" Fireheart and Clowdtial sed.
"Clowntail, Firefart, shuddup." Sinderpelt said.
"WAAAAAAA!!" Brightpaw cryed.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UUUUUUP!!!!" Longtail said. Blewstah wus mad, orkward silence...
"AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" cride Fierstaw az te fox twap mad him bled mor and mor.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! SEE BRAMBLEBUTT!? SEE WHAT WE CAN DO!? NOW KILL HIM!!!" yelld Hawkfwast. Aftr a orkward moment between Bramblclow and Fierstaw, hoo secretly fancid Bramblclow, Bramblclow sed, "Nu."
"WAAAAAAAAT!!!!!?
? KILL HIM!!" ten hee lept at Bramblclow. Bramblclow tok a sarp ting fwom te fox twap an slice! Blod pored evwywer. "BROTER!! NUUU!! I DIDNT WANT TUS TO HAPPEN!! NO NO NO!" *10 min later*
"BRAMBLESPINE!! U IDIOT!! U KIL FIREFART!!!"
"ACTUALY I SAVED HIM."
"OH. SORY!"
