Oh jesus some of these are gold
32. Horses can kill wolves in one "claw"
79. Simba has 5,00,000 twins in Bonfire
80. Saying Official after your name makes you the real one.
81. Dire Wolf doesn't mean "a large extinct species of wolf" anymore. It now means "a giant wolf with a black pelt and neon markings that can kill anything."
103. It's perfectly normal for unborns to...er...escape...and wreak havoc on anyone who goes against them.
117. When someone asks quietly for a mate/1x1 roleplay in General, judge them personally and call them a mate beggar, 'cause it's the cool thing to do.
118. Be sure to scream "STOP SPAMMIN" whenever you see two isolated movie clips made side-by-side.
164. Someone attacked you? Tear their throat out, no miss.
Number 164 is legit