Google Translate "Sings"

[Neowulf]

Okay, so I recently found this series of hilarious crap on youtube-- Google Translate Sings.
(Search "Google Translate Sings Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus" on Youtube, first one I recommend you see)
So, I recently tried it out with my favorite song, The Cave by Mumford And Sons. Go listen to that while you read this.

And "empty in the valley of heart
If you walk, the sun gradually increase
Away all fear
And you left behind is no error

You never stopped fishing, food to eat
You cannibal, you meat, aggressive, and you see
However, I saw one
I know, unfortunately your defeat

But I will hope to build
And I will allow you choke
His neck noose

And I will find strength in pain
And I can change the way
It is again, I know my name

Since I had other things to fill my time
You take what is yours and I will get my
Now leave me the truth
This is my mind, restores damaged

So tie me in the mail, and my ears close
I with tears in her eyes, the widows and orphans can be seen
Despite my mistakes, I know call
And despite my growing fears

But I will hope to build
And I will allow you choke
His neck noose

And I will find strength in pain
And I can change the way
It is again, I know my name

So your hands walking out of cave
And then down to see the world
You can understand dependence
If you know the hand of the Creator

After a call is a call
All the things you want to sing
I do not want to hear what you have to say

Why do I now free
And I need to know how
My life is to live

And I hope will be built
And I will allow you choke
His neck noose

And I will find strength in pain
And I can change the way
It is again, I know my name

That's The Cave, brutally mangled by layers of translation. Translate some of your favorite songs into some other language or languages, then back to English, and post the result here. You can find some videos with lyrics in the descriptions, but a lot of others don't do that. But search long enough and you will probably find one or two.

[deemsss1234]

When I saw this topic, I found it genius. XD I did not put this song through all languages, but after 4 it already got messed up. XD I translated 'Heartbreak girl' from 5 Seconds of summer. (The lyrics are bad but I love the song. XD)
I used this lyrics: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/5secondsofsummer/heartbreakgirl.html
And here is the result:

You did not call me,
It's like a broken record
They say it hurts, the heart did your
You will get over him.
you cry
I end up with a lie,
Everything you do, "Dementia is just a circle.

The call finally came to an end,
And 'thanks to a friend, "said
We circles again

[Chorus]
I want this song
He finds the truth
Prevent damage to a woman's heart.
Direct light is held
I'm here. Note that if Yu
This can save a woman's heart?

I bite my tongue, but I know
Now you can stay with me
But we will ask you to stop what you say
But it's not finished yet, so do not be sad
He was honest and would not be without you and spoils you are good and bad.

When the call finally ends
"I'll call you tomorrow 10", the
Again and again we are caught in the friend zone,

[Chorus]

What I say
Then at the end of the day you can be adhered to the password prompt
Sometimes so close to the confession you are,
And it's in your head
You belong to me, instead of

[Chorus 2x]

I really don't know how it ended up so freaking messed up. :I

[femalecreature]

Type in a bunch of periods (like this: ".") in Google Translate and translate it to Japanese. It's the best thing. Ever. I'm serious, go try it.