Most hilarious/Weird Whisper you have ever gotten from a stranger/Friend?

[Morqque]

I've never gotten a weird message :^(

[enseeyar]

''i'll send you a bag of forks''
i was on my bill cipher char when that happened.
they later rped gravity falls with me.

[hugrf2]

Here's more. ...And I sent them. <3 (Azane is my friend's character, Exxy is mine. Shhh.)

Not sorry.

[greenart6]

I don't have exact screenshots, but something about Shrek, Batman, and Vriska. Poor Shrek was a single mother, having to care for Batman all by himself after Vriska walked out on the ogre... truly a sad story that we can all learn from.

(you know what I'm talking about Scuttlebutt)

"The not-really-old dog ancestor flappied her flapper-whapper as her auditory orifices flappied in the flappy-air weather. Her circular seey-majiggers scanned the green stick ground in search of other organisms she had close relationships with"

Yep. Thanks Goaty chan.

ur welcome scuttlesenpai

[CosmoFursi]

Recently someone whispered me this:

"StarClan says your friend, Talonstar, shall go missing."

Apparently someone from a roleplay I'm in is gonna go missing? I'm startled, honestly xD

[Cosmic-Wolf]

I haven't had many strange messages,  but I had this one person message me about "Netflix and Chill" I cringed and said no and they went crazy screaming about this n that. I finally blocked them and by that time I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath.

[Rostova]

I found this strange enough-

[person]yes

[me]What?

[person]you asked if i was eating

[ME]I think you've got the wrong person...

Freaky..

[Wyldercat]

I don't have exact screenshots, but something about Shrek, Batman, and Vriska. Poor Shrek was a single mother, having to care for Batman all by himself after Vriska walked out on the ogre... truly a sad story that we can all learn from.

(you know what I'm talking about Scuttlebutt)

"The not-really-old dog ancestor flappied her flapper-whapper as her auditory orifices flappied in the flappy-air weather. Her circular seey-majiggers scanned the green stick ground in search of other organisms she had close relationships with"

Yep. Thanks Goaty chan.

ur welcome scuttlesenpai

Oh yeah, and the BatVrishrek thing. That convo is why i'm emo and depressed.

Also, recently I got icecream shoved up my nose by a certain celebrity.