Why howdy there partners!
Well, my name is Harpther.... Woolsey Harpther.
I may not be James Bond or Sherlock Holmes, but I do dare say I'm just as amazing!
What can I say? I'm just too dolphin-flipping fabulous that I'm 007 and Holmes combined together, aye?
Before I brag on about my amazing...ness. I'd like to say that I'm looking forward to meeting and greeting everyone in this community, and I can't wait to venture into the wilderness!
I will admit that I lack communication skills and I'm more of an observant person that thinks before he speaks, and I would advise not trying to create a full conversation with me as I can get easily distracted and most of the time can not think of anything to say that will be easy to reply to.
Sometimes with the people I talk to I will intend on being weird and talking about other things. But that doesn't mean I'm crazy or hyperactive at all, I just can't stick to one topic.
Anyway, I'm going to leave this introduction short and jazzy.
So, if you need me to investigate on a crime scene; call me!
Kind regards,
Detective Woolsey Harpther.