A.P.S., it seems you have contracted a rare case of Wycansanity, which will cause you to grow an excess amount of hair all over your body and eventually, the part of your brain that controls speech will also grow hair and the only sounds you'll be able to make are strange bear-like sounds.
The only cure is to take a trip to a galaxy far far away and rub the bark of a tree native to a forested celestial body all over your body. If it is not cured in time, you'll end up as some Wookie-looking thing.