WARNING: Sunpaw has ingested sugar and is tired from deprivation of sleep. Combining these two things will create the dumbest thing you will ever read in your life.
Name: Lillia The Curse.
Gender: Female
Age: ?
Purpose of existence: A parody of sparkledogs.
Her name is Lillia. She enjoys most of her time by casually strolling about the strange, mysterious realm of Bonfire Island. This land is a land of mass chaos, a place where anything is possible, a place that Lillia the sparkledog calls home. She likes to attend raves, parties and other social gatherings where she can dance her little furry head off. She often walks backwards with an incredibly derpy facial expression to show how happy she is, so happy that nothing can make her sad. Why can't anything make this ridiculous creature sad? Because she is Lillia. That is why. She is part wolf, part collie, part husky, part some other random well known canines that are extremely overused because the general population of Bonfire people seem to never acknowledge other breeds of canines other than the ones listed. She has no special powers other than spreading the derpness throughout the mystical game world of Feral Heart. She loves to blurt out random (often incorrect) lyrics to well known and very much hated songs usually by Rebecca Black or Justin Bieber. If you decide to act stupid and make a fool out of yourself and swear at Lillia for being Lillia then she will gladly turn around and poke your face, and then follow you around Feral Heart for the rest of the day like an annoying little parasite until she gets tired and runs off to sit on the offspring of happy little lions and tigers and watch them godmod and attempt to rip Lillia's face off. She likes to pet people with "The Lion King" characters, she also believes that the only purpose in life that lions have is to serve their country well by becoming comfortable couches, waiting around servicing people with their fuzzy lion backs. Lillia likes to sit on lions. She believes Lions are very soft and awesome. Lillia was dropped on her head three times as a pup, first time was because her dadda was desperately trying to reach some shampoo, which Lillia has an abnormal fear of, thus the little retard animal squirmed until falling head first to the ground. Ever since then Lillia hadn't been the same. But today she is just the happiest little animal you could run into.
People. I want you to be aware that for me it is a little late, I haven't had much good sleep, and by now I'm not even sure what on Earth I have just typed. So please, enjoy this really really really idiotic post about my little fail character, Lillia. -Sunpaw (Not a Warrior Cat.)
