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Hilarious quotes
« on: November 24, 2012, 03:24:36 pm »
Hello. This is a place where you can come to randomly state quotes that you like to say. They can be your own, or from something else. You may also do group quotes. Here are some of mine.
 My goal is to drive you all crazy before I reach 40.
 Don't worry. The worst that could happen is we all die.
         ...Group quotes...
Anise: Colonel, how come you're so strong?
Me: Simple. I drink people's blood.
Anise: WHAT?!
Me: It is so difficult when people take me seriously.
.......................
Dist: I am the most glorious of all the six God-Generals! I am Dist the-
Me: Why, if it isn't Dist the Runny.
Dist: It's ROSE! Dist the Rose! R-O-S-E Rose!
Me: Ah-ah, calm down. We know how your nose runs when you get angry.
Dist: Grrrr... It does not!
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Me: Leave the monster as-is.
Luke: What are you gonna do with it?
Me: Dissect it.
Anise: Ewww!
« Last Edit: November 24, 2012, 04:05:31 pm by ~.::JadeCurtiss::.~ »

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Re: Hilarious quotes
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2012, 04:42:23 pm »
I suppose I'll quote myself in general chat as I was recruiting for an RP.

My goal was to type: The wealthy kingdom.

What I really wrote: The filthy kingdom.
RETIRED.

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Re: Hilarious quotes
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2012, 01:05:04 am »
...Jade Curtiss... TALES OF THE ABYSS?! Lol I've been playing that game since I entered the  evil hospital of doom. .-.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you drive by in a car with a shotgun shooting a cops. Cuz... then you're gonna get in big trouble. Crazy is when you start screaming at the word "Shinigami". Crazy is when you support Kira. You're crazy if you touched my chocolate because that means you want to die. If you're crazy, put this in ur sig.XD

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Re: Hilarious quotes
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2012, 01:05:59 am »
<-- Le on DS XD
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you drive by in a car with a shotgun shooting a cops. Cuz... then you're gonna get in big trouble. Crazy is when you start screaming at the word "Shinigami". Crazy is when you support Kira. You're crazy if you touched my chocolate because that means you want to die. If you're crazy, put this in ur sig.XD

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Re: Hilarious quotes
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2012, 02:23:57 am »
Hah hah. Well, I hope you are able to leave the "Evil hospital of doom" soon.

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Re: Hilarious quotes
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 02:53:04 am »
So do I...
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you drive by in a car with a shotgun shooting a cops. Cuz... then you're gonna get in big trouble. Crazy is when you start screaming at the word "Shinigami". Crazy is when you support Kira. You're crazy if you touched my chocolate because that means you want to die. If you're crazy, put this in ur sig.XD

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Re: Hilarious quotes
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 09:11:45 pm »
I suppose my hilarious quotes mainly take place in skype however I am not permitted to share them here as they are.... in appropriate for sensitive souls xD
'If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together!' ~Thorin Oakenshield