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Re: Most Pathetic Posts
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2014, 06:17:15 pm »
Oh, god...

Me: [derping around, exploring the maps after I find time to play again]
Liendre F Lioness: wak up to rips throat out kills no miss
Me: ...?
Liendre F Lioness: your dead
Me: Erm... If I'm dead why am I still talking? ^^'
Liendre F Lioness: U POWERPLAUER! REPORTING!!1
Me: go ahead. by the way, kid, a female lion is a LIONESS so you don't have to put 'F' in your name? k
Liendre F Lioness: [continues to rant about how I didn't 'die' when she 'ripped my throat out' and how she 'has' to put the F in her name][

and then I had someone try to join my Everdale RP via whisper...

[name disclosed]: can i join
Me: Of course you can! If you have a forum account, go apply at tinyurl.com/everdale c:
[name disclosed]: [fills out application via whisper]
[name disclosed]: [here's a crucial part: RP sample] -the cub walked up to the big wolf and nibbled on his paw befor yanking the entire thing off and then ate it and walked away and then was killed by a cuger-
Me: Not accepted. This isn't the roleplay for you, kid.
[name disclosed]: [rants on and throws a fit on how he wasn't accepted, how he is 'the best role-player ever]
Me: Kid, if you don't let the fact sink in, I will block you in the next 5 seconds.
[name disclosed]: [continues to throw a fit and starts to cuss me out]
Me: -blocks-
Me: This isn't GTA5, people.