Corrupted Wish

[Raphilion]

(Dang, good idea lol..)
Granted, you never do your homework because of giant plushie and you fail varsity.

I too, wish a life-size lion plushie XD

[Thierry]

Arrggg, you corrupted my wish and it is gone to be true.

Granted, you get your giant lion plushie and you forget you love real lions.

I wish to be more patient with rude people.

[Raphilion]

Granted, you lose patience with nice people.

I wish to travel to Serengeti National Park

[Thierry]

granted, but there are no lions anymore.

i wish to do my homework right now.

[Raphilion]

Granted, but you facedesk and fall asleep while doing your homework.

I wish I would stop being so nervous about the army... O_o

[aviannerd]

Granted, but they come and kill you.

I wish my sisters hamster was in a nummy pie for me to eat.

[Raphilion]

(Wtf? lol) Granted, but the hamster comes back to life in your mouth as you're about to swallow.

I wish to go to a Johnny Clegg (S.African artist) concert.

[Thierry]

Granted, but Johnny get incredibly famous and you get a ticket in the farthest corner of a stadium.

I wisn to nom someone's mane.

[jesija]

Granted, you nom a lion's mane, getting clawed in the face repeatedly and back-kicked several times in the process.

I wish to have Feralheart, all day, erry day.

[Thierry]

Granted, but you get so much friends and they never leave you alone flooding you with whispers.

Sometimes I wish to be less famous.