The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[bone]

Oh I just remembered something me and my friend once did(a few months ago).(using real names) I am Tsula and he is Ray

On Ascension island's general chat:

Ray: Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking, there is absolutely no cause for alarm.

Tsula: Your wings are not on fire!

Ray: You will find your life jackets under your seats

Tsula:  I'm sorry you will find them on the racks above your heads! But you do not have to fasten your safety belts!

Ray: Please remove the luggage in the racks above your heads and place them in the racks on the other side of the aircraft!

Tsula: except the hand luggage!

Ray: Which you shall...

Tsula: Sit on!

*after a brief pause*

Ray: Hang on,

Tsula: what?

Ray: they all jumped out! D:

Tsula: O-o

this caused so many "Wtf"'s in general we started doing the Monty python fruit sketch, then any other sketch we could think of XD

[XxCitrusPuppyxX]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[bone]

lol ikr?

[ameliaparcel]

AMG! I just remembered something! This happened a few weeks ago!

Me: Hmm... We need to do something fun...

Friend: *sees someone running* HEY! YO! YOU RUNNING! THIS IS A NO SPEEDING ZONE!

Person: *runs over to us* What? Serious?

Me: Yes we're serious. This is a 1 MPH zone. Now you're going to be ticketed and fined with 5 weeks of ban.

Friend: And you must pay $5,000 payable to the gamemakers of Feral Heart.

Me: If you refuse to accept the charges you will be arrested and banned till further notice.

Person: NO! I can't afford that!

Friend: He's resisting arrest!

Me: Your charges have been raised to $10,000 dollars. 10k for each officer present as well.

Friend: Actually that's $20,000. A new amendment in the law doubles the fine if 2 officers are present. So that's $20,000 for Feral Heart, and $40,000 payable to the two officers.

Me: Well that's a grand total of $60,000.

Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friend: You do the crime, you pay the fine, you serve the time

Me: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do, can and will be used against you in the court of law.

Person: I can't afford this! -flies away and is never seen again-

Me: Wow... I can't believe they actually believed us...

Friend: I thought they knew we were kidding...

[Antartica]

Lol XDDDD
In Anlantis
SpottedBreeze: Hey, you look hot wanna kiss my Spottedbutt?
Hawkclaw: Wat?

[Wolfie_Lover]

AMG! I just remembered something! This happened a few weeks ago!

Me: Hmm... We need to do something fun...

Friend: *sees someone running* HEY! YO! YOU RUNNING! THIS IS A NO SPEEDING ZONE!

Person: *runs over to us* What? Serious?

Me: Yes we're serious. This is a 1 MPH zone. Now you're going to be ticketed and fined with 5 weeks of ban.

Friend: And you must pay $5,000 payable to the gamemakers of Feral Heart.

Me: If you refuse to accept the charges you will be arrested and banned till further notice.

Person: NO! I can't afford that!

Friend: He's resisting arrest!

Me: Your charges have been raised to $10,000 dollars. 10k for each officer present as well.

Friend: Actually that's $20,000. A new amendment in the law doubles the fine if 2 officers are present. So that's $20,000 for Feral Heart, and $40,000 payable to the two officers.

Me: Well that's a grand total of $60,000.

Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friend: You do the crime, you pay the fine, you serve the time

Me: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do, can and will be used against you in the court of law.

Person: I can't afford this! -flies away and is never seen again-

Me: Wow... I can't believe they actually believed us...

Friend: I thought they knew we were kidding...

Omigosh! LOL!

One time this happened to me (Me), and my friend (Waterproof) :

Me: *Is a bat and sucks Waterproof's blood*
Waterproof: *Shakes me butt*
Me: My butt! *Huggles Waterproof's butt*
Waterproof: Brb.
Me: K, tyt.
Waterproof: *Logs off*
Me: *Waits for Waterproof*
Random wolf group: *Takes Me away*
Me: Nuuuu! I'm is waiting for me butt cheek!
RWG: Wut?
Me: Nuuu!
Batproof: *Is Waterproof*
Me: Me butt cheek!
Batproof: Who is these guys?
RWG: *Runs away in fright*
Me: *Is now a chain*
Batproof: Nuuu!
Me: *Chains self to Batproof* MWHAHAHAHA!

[Aweu]

Well, this had happened at the FeralHeart Cinema, before the movie.

I was crouching around, and I was on the side post thing. And another wolf came on it. Here is the whole conversation of the people around us.

Person1: I ish hungry.
Me: Then go get some food at the snacky shop. :3
Person2: *runs to the snack shop*
Person1: *Follows*
Person2: *Hides in corner waiting for -person1- to come.*
Person1: Okay, let's see...
Person2: *Dumps a bowl of ramen on -person1-'s head* Hair!! -e-
Person1: ... *throws chopsticks at you*
Me: Choopsticks!
Person2: *Shoves chopsticks up -person1-'s nose*
Person3: ugh
Me: Lol

And... That continued...

[Shadow13131]

this happened to me a little while ago
Person1: I'm bored...
Person2:Hey bored nice to meet you!
Me: Pancakes...
Person1: Pancakes?
Me: Pancakes!
Person1: Ice cream...
Person2: Why you scream!?
Me: Because.... Pancakes!
Person2: I wander what pancakes means...
Me: It means... Waffles!
Person2: Do you like waffles!
Person1: No :3
Me: -Gasp- How could you! -Strangles-
Person2: But I'm allergic to what's in them :c
Me: That's no excuse!
Person2: But I will die if I eat them
Me: That's still no excuse!
Person1: Ladies, Ladies, Break it up!
Me: Heeeeey.
Person2: I'm not a lady!
Me: let's get her!

Ps. I was a boy. Person2 was a boy and Person1 was also a boy :3

[XxCitrusPuppyxX]

I was at the "Continued Dracinetyrs" room. and here is what happened:
person1: *snheezez*
person4: *phees on person1/2/3/Citrus
Citrus(me): EWWW
person 5 comes in the room and sayuhz: EWWW what? Im just hiding here from some peoples
person3: HEY YOU GOT 3 MINUTES UNTIL YOUR BANN!
person5: NOOOOOOOO NO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
person4: OH SH*T I GOTTA RUN

the person3 turned to actually ban my friend for only 3 minutes LOL. Which was weird

[Vallez]

I was in bonfire... Playing as a fox kit. And out of no where this wolf comes by, snatches me up, takes me to the top of the hill, holds me over the cliff and says
"Become a wolf, or I will drop you."
O.o Hey now... No need to get hostile with le foxies... DX