The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[OmegaToAlpha]

O3O LOL anyways, I was Chillin' In Flourite And this happened:
 Randomwolf: HELLOOOOOOO WANNNNNAAAAAA GET BOUNCE?
Me: ?_? SurE?
Randomwolf: YEAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAYAYYAAYYYAAYYAYAYAAYAYYAAYAYAY *Poofs*

[Lunarwing11]

There were two people named Gob and Juliet at the south pole today. Gob was this giant black lion with a neon blue mane, while Juliet was a realistic white and grey wolf.
Gob:HEY JULIET
Juliet: Yes?
Gob: WANNA BE MY MATE
Juliet: No thanks, gob
Gob: BUT WHYYYYYY WE CAN HAVE BABIES
Juliet: -turns and runs away-
Gob: HEY COME BACK SEXYYYY
Juliet: Just leave me alone, okay?

Then, in Fluorite, there were some other people.
Katniss: Literare Hunger games RP! We blah blah blah
Meowcat (yup, that was it's name): Hay can I
Katniss: What are you...?
Meowcat: a magical superhero, duh
Katniss: .... -goes offline-
Meowcat: WHY AM I ALWAYS REJECTED???   

[bone]

the secconed one is funny, yet sad XD

[Okami-Shiranui]

e.e

Skrillex: GFUWIVFYIQWYV
Me: Whoa... why are you pink?
Skrillex: Because I can be
Me: T.T B-b-b-b-but...
Skrillex: BUT YO MAMMAS BUTT NOW RUN TO SANTA LITTLE BOY CUZ IM GONNA SLAP YOU
Me: O.O

[wolfgirl56]

e.e

Skrillex: GFUWIVFYIQWYV
Me: Whoa... why are you pink?
Skrillex: Because I can be
Me: T.T B-b-b-b-but...
Skrillex: BUT YO MAMMAS BUTT NOW RUN TO SANTA LITTLE BOY CUZ IM GONNA SLAP YOU
Me: O.O

That person must have issues or something. Or maybe the Skrillex in my signature is behind this...

[Lunarwing11]

Poor Shiloh, the powerplayers seem to follow her everywhere.
Just chillin' in the last cave, when I overhear these two:
Random wolf 1: oh weakling I can kill u
Random wolf 2: no I bet u cant
RW1: -pins down and rips out throat no miss-
RW2: -comes back to life and rips out heart no miss-
RW1: -rips off limbs slowly-
Shiloh(me): Umm, guys?
RW2: -turns at lion and scratches out eyes no miss- go away
Shiloh: Seriously?
RW1: -pins down and crushes spine no miss-
Shiloh: Ok, guys. Go back to insanely powerplaying each-other. It's fun to watch.
RW1: -rips off head no miss-
RW2: -eats carcass-
Shiloh: -walks away-
both wolves: hey ur dead we ate u
Shiloh: I'm just gonna pretend this never happened.
They both attacked me repeatedly for the next while, until I finally blocked them both.

And then, the same day in ficho, I run into a group of fight wolves.
Fang fight wolf: go hunt son
Killer fight pup: ok daddy

Killer: -snaps lions spine no miss-
Shiloh: Again?
Killer: -rips off fur and uses as cushion-
Killer: -carries carcass back to dad-
Shiloh: Why must you torment me everywhere?
Fang: -eats lion and buries for later-
Shiloh: -facepalm-

[Okami-Shiranui]

[wolfgirl56]

Power-players. Y u everywhere?

[Okami-Shiranui]

HNNNNNNNG!!!

Peice of Poop: LOLOLOLOL IM BACK
Me: Just keep running.... *E button-bash*

[wolfgirl56]

HNNNNNNNG!!!

Peice of Poop: LOLOLOLOL IM BACK
Me: Just keep running.... *E button-bash*

If I see that piece of poop, Imma kill it for you.