The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Raxoremys]

I walked into a cave, and it seemed that some people were in the middle of a rather awful rp.

Sameka F Lion: -also breaks her paw no miss-
Me: People who say "no miss" in their fighting rps are hugely immature -_-))
Sameka F Lion: -WALKS AWAY ANGRILY-
Dawn: snow come here -casts a stand still spell-
Me: Really? A "stand still spell"?))
Dawn: um im a magic wolf i was born with powers
Me: But still, it makes things too easy.))
Snow: -breaks spell- -walks away-
Dawn: -the spell paralyzes you-
Snow: no i broke it
Dawn: but if you break the spell it paralyzes you
Me: Isn't that essentially what it did before?))
Snow: but im magic too
Dawn: does it say on ur bio? it doesnt count
Me: -facepalm for humanity-))

They're still going. Right now. It's only getting worse.

[okami357]

o-o weird magic lions ...

[wolfgirl56]

o-o weird magic lions ...

Agreed.

[OmegaToAlpha]

o_o I Agree. The lions. They.... Oh thats another story.....:
Aleeg: WHY CANT I JOIN!
Silverstar (Me): Beause. Its a warrior CATS Rp.
Aleeg: BUT IM A WARRIOR
Silverstar: But your not a cat.
Aleeg: ~Poofs, becomes Pink,Yellow,White, and purple kitty~
Silverstar: Its Realistic...
Aleeg: I dont give a damn.

[WarriorMoo]

This.
TLK Lion 1: *Attacks*
TLK Hyena 1: *Bites neck*
TLK Lion 2: *Pulls out Rocket Launcher*

Don't remember if this is exactly how it went, but someone who was in the roleplay did infact pull out a rocket launcher. Observing one line roleplays can be...surprisingly amusing sometimes.

[OmegaToAlpha]

o.o

[Okami-Shiranui]

I was Wheatly and my friend was GLaDOS.

F heyena: *bites glados kills no miss*
GLaDOS: You spelt my name wrong.
F heyena: did not and ur dead i killd you
GLaDOS: Yes you did. It's spelled GLaDOS. And no I'm still standing.
Me: Godmodders ahoy! xD And F heyena you spelt hyena wrong as well.
F heyena: SHUT UP WHEATLY
Me: No. 8D
GLaDOS: Look at me! HYUK HYUK! I can godmod too! *kills with neurotoxin*
F heyena: *dodge hit no miss*
Me: xDDD How can you "hit" if you dodged?
GLaDOS: And you can't dodge neurotoxin. e.e
F heyena: u guys dont play fair! *runs off*

[okami357]

I was Wheatly and my friend was GLaDOS.

F heyena: *bites glados kills no miss*
GLaDOS: You spelt my name wrong.
F heyena: did not and ur dead i killd you
GLaDOS: Yes you did. It's spelled GLaDOS. And no I'm still standing.
Me: Godmodders ahoy! xD And F heyena you spelt hyena wrong as well.
F heyena: SHUT UP WHEATLY
Me: No. 8D
GLaDOS: Look at me! HYUK HYUK! I can godmod too! *kills with neurotoxin*
F heyena: *dodge hit no miss*
Me: xDDD How can you "hit" if you dodged?
GLaDOS: And you can't dodge neurotoxin. e.e
F heyena: u guys dont play fair! *runs off*

lol XD you trolled the "heyena" XD

[Okami-Shiranui]

xDD I still can't get over "the Loin King"....

[shootmedown]

Yup. I was near Stone Bridge and someone said this:
<username(was in general)> I like rusty spoons.
<everyone>...
Me: BONGOS!
I just felt derpy and they said spoons. It was also what I thought of.