I was in a family rp as a pup. The father had gone offline, and the mother had gone hunting for a moment. So, my sister challenged me to a fight, and my character made some mocking remark about her only being a girl pup. This was where it got amusing.
Me: "Hah, you're just a giiirl pup."
Sister: Come on, youve known me long enough to know that i can take down an elk -scowls-
Me: Uhh...elk are about 50 times bigger and heavier than us O.O))
Sister: Oh yeah sorry, i forgot we weren't teens yet XD))
Me: Actually...it takes adult wolves to take down an elk. Multiple ones. :I))
She didn't believe me. Lolz ensued.