The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[OmegaToAlpha]

I met.. Dirty Tampon... -Keeps runnin'-

[sandstorm295]

I was just in Bon Fire and this happened:
Me(I a girl): (Minding my own buissness)
Mistle Toe (a boy):KISS ME BABY!
Me: No thanks... I will take a pass... O.o
Mistle Toe: -Humps- ON YEAH BABY YOU LIKE THAT HUH?
Me: GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK!
*I run away, He chases me*
Mistle Toe: -Humps from far away- YOUR GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH BABIES OH YEAH!
Me: WTF! HELP ME! DX
*I finally gave in I was too tired so i went under water but he stilled followed me. I excually fell asleep at that point because it was yesterday night.*
Mistle Toe: UH UH OH UH UH!
Me: WTF -.-
*Poof I go.*

[SteampunkWolfdog]

When some typed in general, "I'M A WOLF DRAGON THONG!" instead of wolf dragon thing. Haha that did crack me up XD

[bluesnow26]

I was just in Bon Fire and this happened:
Me(I a girl): (Minding my own buissness)
Mistle Toe (a boy):KISS ME BABY!
Me: No thanks... I will take a pass... O.o
Mistle Toe: -Humps- ON YEAH BABY YOU LIKE THAT HUH?
Me: GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK!
*I run away, He chases me*
Mistle Toe: -Humps from far away- YOUR GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH BABIES OH YEAH!
Me: WTF! HELP ME! DX
*I finally gave in I was too tired so i went under water but he stilled followed me. I excually fell asleep at that point because it was yesterday night.*
Mistle Toe: UH UH OH UH UH!
Me: WTF -.-
*Poof I go.*

Oh gosh XD

When some typed in general, "I'M A WOLF DRAGON THONG!" instead of wolf dragon thing. Haha that did crack me up XD

Did anyone notice? XD
If they didn't, and I was in your situation, I would be going:
Yes, just type it off. Type it off. Shhhhhhhhhh no one saw that owo

[rustheart]

I like to randomly go around on my Zim or Gir char and mess around. As Gir I throw waffles at people and call adults puppys and kittys. I also ask the floor to make me a sandwich. As Zim I just kind of sit there and people come to me.

Me - Sits in random friend circle I am not part of.
Wolf - Hi
Me - Hi
Emma - He's cute
Me - I am not cute! I am ZIM!!!
Emma - your so tiny!
Me - I am not small! I am ZIM!!!
Wolf - Awwww
Me - ZIM!!!
Randomness continues...

[Okami-Shiranui]

A godmodder said "runs away hit no miss" once. XD

[rustheart]

Me and my friends went to the temple of dreams because we were attracting a crowd in the cape because we were invader zim chars. But sadly some weirdos were waiting there at the top. We watched them on F3 while waiting for zim to come back. They were talking about zombie porn... Then I went up to mess with them.

Grey wolf - Here kitty kitty kitty!
Me - I am not a kitty.
Grey wolf - you look like a kitty.
Orange wolf - Are you a girl?
Grey Wolf - Mimi sounds pretty feminine.
Me - I am a SIR bot, I have no gender,
Orange wolf - I don't care, time to go hump!
He tries to get under me but I move.
Orange wolf - its hard to hump this little lady if she keeps moving.
Me - I have no gender! Mimi is a nickname given to me by my master, Tak.
Zim - They are just getting fun out of you come back Mimi.
Me - your not my master zim, you can't make me.
Tak - MIMI GET DOWN HERE!
Me - But she can...
Goes down

[kopat]

One time at the adoption center in Bonfire, someone tried to pick up a pup with their butt....
Pup: -sits-
Weirdo: inserts pup in butt and farts it out! patootie! Asdfjklbxbrh lol.
Pup: -leaves-

[starkwolf]

A godmodder said "runs away hit no miss" once. XD

ROFL, this is one of my favs!

[OmegaToAlpha]

Ugggg...

Me: Look, I didn't copy your groups name.
Wolves From Wild Wolves: Yes you did!
Me: Reeally? Why don't you go bug the other 40 Groups Named Wild Wolves?



Wild Wolves. Pfft, think they are SOOO Great. They have big heads, and look like Pedo Bears.