The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Aweu]

Lol.
Powerplaying is stupid and dumb.
Well I was in Ficho Tunnel with my friend(who recently joined), we were playing it the night before. And I showed her everything, so then, she was flying in Ficho. Here is our conversation: (in whisper)
Me: Hey, I'm gonna be in Flourite Plains, wanna come?
Friend: where is that?
Me: It's at the end of Ficho
Friend: where?
Me: Here
Friend: oh sorry
Me: It's alright
Friend: bye
Me: ...

I dunno.

[morallydefunct]

Hilarious,I huggle anyone who is near me.

[Okami-Shiranui]

In Impressive World:

Person: LOL HAI PEEPS IMMA GO TO FH AND MAKE A HOBO.


In Feral-Heart:
Hobo: Gimme some change and your soul little boy.
Me: I'm a girl.
Hobo: Nope your a boy i'm sure of it
Me: *You're O3O Nope I'm a girl. How would you know anyways... wait... actually I don't want to know.
Hobo: I see you when your sleeping. I know when your awake...
Me: *Running*

[Antartica]

o.o

[Antartica]

(Sorry for duble post, but I also saw the magic hobo)
Me: Why hello there :"()
Hobo: GIMMEH ALL YOUR MONEY
Me: Wat?
Hobo: PUT THE MONEY IN MY HOBO SACK

[Wolfie_Lover]

I've seen the hobo. And a large group of hobos in a city map (Which used Waterproofs, and used to be public. Untill the hobos came.) and they were around a large dumpster fire.

Hobo1: *Throws a chair in the fire to keep it lit*
H2: God, it's cold.
Me: Hey gu-- Why are you HOBOS?!
H3: 'Cuz, cities need hobos.
Waterproof: Nuhuh! I live in a city, and there are no hobos. Only large hitchhickers.
Me: Lol.
H1: Wut?! What city.
Me and Waterproof: Wes not tellings yous! You hobos!
Me: Wait, actually, we live in this city. o3o
Waterproof: Wut?!
Hobo group: Wut?!
Me: Well, you said we. You never said us in Irl. *Sticks out tounge*
Hobo kid: *Sounds like a real man* Hey sweety. Wanna go out?
Me: You do know that I'm older then you, right?

And it went on from there. It's too long to tell you the whole story. Anyway, after like a hour or so, all the hobos got aggrivated and left, so did Water. I was the last girl standing. After wandering the city, I logged off. Never seen a FeralHeart hobo since.

[Antartica]

o.o
I have a FH Stalker...
Me: Well....
Bomba: Whos that?
Me: IDK.... OMG Its Snooki .... Nu! Shes in head :O

[Aweu]

I have multiple stalkers, unfortuently >.<' They don't know how to leave me alone. Lol, Snooki xD Speaking of which... I recently ran into the 'Feral Shore'(I made da best punz eva! >:3), it was funny watching them create drama. I have never watch Jersey Shore, but I am familiar with the name and the show.

[Tortuga]

I got one to share! Sort of paraphrasing, really, but here it is:


Magic Pink Wolfie: What up you two?

Canine 1: Nothing, just dying.

Magic Pink Wolfie: I can heal you.

Canine: It's not something you can heal, really. Just starving.

Magic Pink Wolfie: I can heal hunger. *smiles*

Canine: By letting us eat you? =D

Canine2: That would be nice.

[bone]

Well I have something that happend to me today(Im Tsula once more and my cuz is ray)

On Assention Island

Ray(waiting for me) : zzz

Tsula(climbing to him) : *throws acorn at Ray*

Ray: *poink* mmphf?

Ray: zzz

Tsula: *Throws ten acorns at him*

Ray: How does that even work? there are no oak trees nearby.

Tsula: LOGIC MEANS NOTHING!

Ray: Says the dancing fox...

and so the conversation went, untill

Tsula: *throws jar of penut butter at ray*

Ray: Tsula, what's this?

Tsula: Its penut butter, eat some.

Ray: Whats penut butter?

Tsula: I dunno.

Ray: *licks jar* it has no taste.

Tsula: You have to open the jar

Ray: Tsula, what's a jar?

Tsula: I dunno.

Ray: (says something about it being illogical, can't remember precisely what)

Tsula: LOGIC MEANS NOTHING!

Ray: Says the dancing fox...

(this convo was a mini roleplay, thats why he is asking what penut butter is XD)