The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Lunarwing11]

In the temple of dreams:
1(whatever her name was): -slips and falls off of temple- random name HELP ME
Random name: o.o
1: PLEASE HELP ME IM DYING -SLIPS UNDERWATER-
RN: Do I... know you?
1: -sinks-
1: -rises back up again-
1: -sinks-
And basically a few minutes of her doing that.
1: -waves was back to shore- (apparently there are waves in the temple...) RN...
RN: Who... are you?
1: I loved him.
RN: Erm?
1: YOU BETRAYED ME YOU TRAITOR
RN: -blocks-
And then some caps raging about being blocked.

... o.e

[Sarogon]

Lol, Sounds like bonfire; I hope the madness isn't spreading ?

[Xcivo]

Balto: You know what to do!
Balto: HUMP ME!
Some neon wolf starts jumping on him.
Me(Alue): That's not my dad...

(Person1)I WANTA BE A TAMPON!
(Me)Ummm what?
(Person1)YOU HEARD ME I WANTA BE A TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON!
(Me)Enough with the tampons and caps please. -_-
(Person1)YOU BE A TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON TOO AND WE'LL BE MATES!
(Me)I don't want to be your mate.
(Female Tampon)I'LL BE YOUR MATE TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON!
(Person1)Ohhh I am going to be busy tonight!
Then he makes a blue, green and purple lion called 'TAMPI TAMPT TAMPON'

ok that is super weird

[SilverTW]

lol funny!

[Xcivo]

Ok this was weird and totally the most unusal thing that happen to me.
me: *goes into fluorite plain*
IM HOT:*walks up to me* kiss me!!!
Me: o-e who are you
IM HOT: I'm hehe your lover pucker up sweety
me: wtf O.O *runs*
IM HOT:* chases me* why you running!!! Is it because I'm to HOT for you
Me: AHHHH *yells in general* HELP ME!!!
friend:*shows up* honey get over here
IM HOT: yes baby
me: o.e wtf just happen


This was very, who am I kidding it was SUPER weird!!!

[OmegaToAlpha]

Ok this was weird and totally the most unusal thing that happen to me.
me: *goes into fluorite plain*
IM HOT:*walks up to me* kiss me!!!
Me: o-e who are you
IM HOT: I'm hehe your lover pucker up sweety
me: wtf O.O *runs*
IM HOT:* chases me* why you running!!! Is it because I'm to HOT for you
Me: AHHHH *yells in general* HELP ME!!!
friend:*shows up* honey get over here
IM HOT: yes baby
me: o.e wtf just happen


This was very, who am I kidding it was SUPER weird!!!

O.O

[Raxoremys]

I was in Bonfire(nuff said), and the following happened:

Unborn M: *hits zira*
Me: Wait...you're not born yet, how can you hit people?
Unborn M: my mother isnt home
Me: So?...you're still an embryo, how did you hit Zira?
Unborn M: SHUT UP
Unborn M: MORON
Me: How am I a moron?
*Unborn says nothing*
Me: Not gonna tell me? That's sad, I wanted to know why I'm so stupid...
Unborn M: your just a b*tch thats what you are
Me: Ooh dear that's not very nice, I may have to report you for that.
Unborn M: what why
Me: You called me the "b-word". I'm afraid that's against the rules.
Unborn M: if you report me ill report you
Me:....for what?
*he says nothing*
Me: Nothing? Ok.

[puppy 12]

I was in Bonfire(nuff said), and the following happened:

Unborn M: *hits zira*
Me: Wait...you're not born yet, how can you hit people?
Unborn M: my mother isnt home
Me: So?...you're still an embryo, how did you hit Zira?
Unborn M: SHUT UP
Unborn M: MORON
Me: How am I a moron?
*Unborn says nothing*
Me: Not gonna tell me? That's sad, I wanted to know why I'm so stupid...
Unborn M: your just a b*tch thats what you are
Me: Ooh dear that's not very nice, I may have to report you for that.
Unborn M: what why
Me: You called me the "b-word". I'm afraid that's against the rules.
Unborn M: if you report me ill report you
Me:....for what?
*he says nothing*
Me: Nothing? Ok.

Ha ha... He got OWNED!

[SteampunkWolfdog]

Person in Bonfire: EW DON'T EAT MY BALLS

O.O Excuse me..? What's going on over there?

[Moss823]

Alrighty. I was in Bonfire. This Mother lion and her cub were having a conversation.

Kay(the mother) : You can go play if you want to Tom.
Tom(the cub) : *looks up in sky and sees an alien ship*

Where did this alien spaceship come into play? -confused-