The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[bluesnow26]

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At least now we know the leader position is an Alpha and it's open owo

[CornOnTheCob]

so i was a human rp and some random wolfs comes up and says stares at human and burns with laser eyes then i said "what" they replied you are dead now you are a zombie" i was like ummmm...... ok they cwhere doing the same thing to other people :O

[-Rapid-]

LOLOLOLOL!!! XDDDD

Cat: I gtg poop now. -poof-

Ohmergerd! Lol! I can't stop laughing. x'DD

[Okami-Shiranui]

Pokemon: CATCH ME
Me: Do I look like a trainer?
Pokemon: YA
Me: No.
Pokemon: YOU CATCH ME OR ELSE.
Me: Or else what?
Pokemon: *Disconnects*

[Wolfish Grin]

Red Wolf - *Plays Harp*
Black Wolf - You got a harp?
Red Wolf - Yes and did you know they have spirits?
Black Wolf - So they have genders?
Red Wolf - So the question is can you have sex with it?
Black Wolf - Is it a girl?
Red Wolf - *Shrugs and hands over harp* Why don't you check?

^L.M.F.A.O. x'DDD

[ace13]

I remember a time when this random chick asked me and a friend, "Hey there, wanna have some fun? ." There's more to the story but I'd rather keep it out of the forums xD.

[Okami-Shiranui]

Mate beggar: BE MY MATE IM FEMALE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
Me: Oh that's nice. I'm male, 10,000 and also ready to mingle.
They disconnect.

e3e

[bluesnow26]

OwO
Nice.

[starkwolf]

Pokemon: CATCH ME
Me: Do I look like a trainer?
Pokemon: YA
Me: No.
Pokemon: YOU CATCH ME OR ELSE.
Me: Or else what?
Pokemon: *Disconnects*

This reminds me of one that happened a while ago.

Demonwolf: [talks forever about what heaven and hell is]
Karl: Gives demonwolf confused look
Demonwolf: I can take you there

I disconnect =D

[Wolfie_Lover]

Pokemon: CATCH ME
Me: Do I look like a trainer?
Pokemon: YA
Me: No.
Pokemon: YOU CATCH ME OR ELSE.
Me: Or else what?
Pokemon: *Disconnects*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

That reminds me of a time when Nu and I were planning our FH wedding, which still hasn't been exactly planned out, in General and then someone popped in.

<Nutella2> Wolfie, can we be wed tomorrow?
<wolfie_lover> It depends if I'm going to be on tomorrow.
<*lilyrainbows*> u 2 r havn a wedin?
<wolfie_lover> Umm... Wut?
<Nutella2> Why? We're only inviting our friends.
<*lilyrainbows*> nvit me r els
<Nutella2> . . . Or else what?
*lilyrainbows* has left.
<wolfie_lover> Um... Ok?

*If anyone has the user *lilyrainbows* I am sorry, it was a user that I remember Nu chatting with.*

^^ So... Yeah.