The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Tazmania]

Basically I was sitting at L island with my dragon clan, and then, some small wolves came along..
PL:Pack leader
M: Me
Dr/Ds: Dragon/Dragons
Ws: Wolves

Dr: Sees wolves coming and jumps onto his feet, starting to roar
PL: get out idiot dragons! we live here now, not u!
M: Stands up and walks to the wolf "Before anything starts, we can sort this out by talking. NOT ripping each other up."
PL: no! DIEEEEE! -jumps up at the dragons stomach and rips his guts out, then tears out his heart and kills him.-
Dr: (Powerplayer.)
PL: (SHUT UP IDIOT ITS NOT LIKE U ARE SMART, AND YOUR DEAD SO LAY THE F DOWN!)
Ws: -Run to the other dragons and kill them all-
M: (Block them.)

And that's what we did. xD

[catsanddogsandbirds]

Ok, once I was on a character called "Immortal Wolf F" in a random public map, and this is what happened:

Me: The female basked in the sun, pawing the grass sleepily. She sighed and flicked her ear.
[RandomUser] has entered.
Me: [General] Hello. What's up?
RandomUser: Da sky.
Me: So true. lol
RU: Wanna go jump off a waterfall, Blog?
Me: Nope, and I'm not Blog, sorry.
RU: Oh, I think you are...*does magical spell*
Me: *blocks magical spell* Sorry what was that you said?
RU: "Oh, I think you are..." Idiot
Me: Please don't be rude.
RU: IMA BE WATTA WAN CUZ IM IN PUBLI C MAAPP. IDIOTIO
Me: Ok then. Thank you for your time! *blocks*

 XD That's exactly how the person said it: IMA BE WATTA WAN CUZ IM IN PUBLI C MAAPP. IDIOTIO

 I was, in real life, like "...I want cookies." I am good at totally keeping my cool when people are weird. I just go, "Ok. Thanks for your time!" Then I block 'em if they're too annoying or rude. lol

[-Rapid-]

I can't say exactly what the people were saying because most stuff didb't have the best language. -.-' But I was in South Pole, and this time their General Chat was crazier that Fluorite's... o_o

They were talking about going 'number 1 and 2' in the tolite. That was... disturbing.

I was in Fluorite with my Clan (AGES ago) and some random neon wolf came up to us and said, "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PANTIES? THEY ARE PINK WITH POLKA DOTS!" I was like o3o "what?" and they were like, "HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PANTIES?" And they just kept asking over and over until they left and then came back and kept doing it... >.> I laughed so hard though xD

Dude, I can't breathe. xDD

[Salt]

I was in Fitcho and someone said> Like a Baws -Farts in face-

o--o

[Okami-Shiranui]

Me: Oh look. Some sparkletards.
Sparkletard 1: -following us around-
Sparkletard 2: -Sits on my friend-
Friend: Hey look! They bow to me! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: -Facepaw-

[Raxoremys]

I was at the adoption centre once, just minding my own business as a lil' pup and doing my best to be helpful to the other pups and cubs looking for parents.
Then suddenly, one of the other pups whispered me and asked me to be their brother. Now, when it comes to this sort of thing I can be incredibly fussy about the literacy level of who I rp with. This person was most assuredly not literate, so I politely declined. The conversation from then on went something like this:

Pup: plsss
Me: How about those other pups just there? They look more like you, anyway.
Pup: no ur charactr is bettr
Me: Well thank you, but not today.
Pup: y not plzzzz
Me: Alright, I wanted to be kind, but frankly I prefer to RP with more literate people.
Pup: ok
Me: Ok.
Pup: crys
Me: Listen, don't start that. Pity-RPing will not sway me, it'll only make me like you less.
Pup: be mi brother or ill report u!!!!
Me:...for what, exactly?
Pup: ok im doing it and i will block u
Me: Good luck with that, I've done nothing wrong.
Pup: SHUT UP

And then they blocked me. XD good fun, good fun.

[Tenturo]

Today in Atlantis I was chilling with a friend while we were licking sand when general gets blasted with HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! And so I simply say it as well. So then I see in general: "RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!" And a bunch of people say "nu rape "and stuff and then he says "this guy is rapin me" so I was like o.e dafuq... it was strange...


In bonfire a random person comes up to me and my friend saying: "OMG UR LIKE.. AHHH! -PINCHES UR ALLS BUTTS- WOW SQWISHYY!!" My friend and I were like "Ummm... okay then... " and we ran into flourite.

[cooltoni]

I remember In feralheart I was In temple of Dreams, And could hear what these two wolves were talking about,- One said,"It's getting abit crowded We should go too Lonely cave It's always empty there, The second one was like "Alright Man, Never been there before. I was like O_O True story Lol.

[catloversjt]

I remember In feralheart I was In temple of Dreams, And could hear what these two wolves were talking about,- One said,"It's getting abit crowded We should go too Lonely cave It's always empty there, The second one was like "Alright Man, Never been there before. I was like O_O True story Lol.

Haha, I dont go into Temple of Dreams much anymore. When I do go in, the chat is always.... Weird and disturbing ._. xD

[Raxoremys]

This was more awkward and weird than funny, but here you go.
I was in Bonfire and suddenly I see something on the chat:

"i r@ped you once but its ok"

There are so many things wrong with that sentence, I can't even.
He then began caps screaming at the chick:

"IM SORRY I GOT U PREGNANT ILY!!!!111!!!!1!!"

This is just...odd. Not sure if I should laugh my butt off, or cry.