The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[catloversjt]

This was more awkward and weird than funny, but here you go.
I was in Bonfire and suddenly I see something on the chat:

"i r@ped you once but its ok"

There are so many things wrong with that sentence, I can't even.
He then began caps screaming at the chick:

"IM SORRY I GOT U PREGNANT ILY!!!!111!!!!1!!"

This is just...odd. Not sure if I should laugh my butt off, or cry.

LOL, how about you laugh so hard you cry? Then you can do both laugh and cry.

[alanawolf]

Today in Flourite, There was this floor cleaner i began to laaugh so hard he was crouched with OMG face on and licking the floor heres the converstaion:
                 

                                       FC : would you like me to clean your floor?         
                                        Me: O_o ok...
                                        FC : -cleans floor and maeks it sparkllleeeezzz
                                       Me : thanks.. you? ( i was so comfused but laughign hard irl XD)                                    FC : i muat go on and fine someone elses floor to clean someone elses floor
                                         Me ; ok....                 
                                           FC : -poofs-                                                                                                       
 

he is still online atm he is in bonfire atm if you want to see it XD
                                             

[alanawolf]

One time at the adoption center in Bonfire, someone tried to pick up a pup with their butt....
Pup: -sits-
Weirdo: inserts pup in butt and farts it out! patootie! Asdfjklbxbrh lol.
Pup: -leaves-

OH MAH GAWD! X'D

[Wolfie_Lover]

[Lunar Rush]

Oh my god, guys.
I came back to the forums today to clean out my account and start over. I just found this topic, still going on with over 53 pages.
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I LOVE YOU ALL.
*hugs*

I swear I'll go find some more incredibly stupid stuff to keep this thread running strong!

[-Rapid-]

*Hugs back* That'll be easy. I'm going to edit this when I find something stupid. Lul.

Edit: Fartzilla has arrived... (FZ) FZ: FARTS ON YOU "UR DEAD. I KILLED YOU." Me: *Walks away slowly* FZ: GET BCK HRE I KILED U DEAD PEOPLE CANT WALK. UR BEING UN RELAITISC THRE R NO SUCH THINS A ZOMBS. DIE DIE DIEEEEE. JUMPS ON YOU. Me: *Runs back into Ficho Tunnel*

Bonfire. .___.

[LordSuragaha]

I had another Jerry Springer moment in Bonfire a few days ago. I was sitting on one of the random rocks scattered in Bonfire when this "preg" female wolf comes toward me and starts curling up around my legs. My first thought was.... >.> huh what's going on here? Then she started RP licking me and telling me I luv u. I quicky switched to a "horror" face and sprinted away from the area. She chased me and started  shouting in caps "U IZ MY BABYz DADDY! U MATE ME BY THE ROCK! HOW DARE U RAPE ME!!!! OMG IM GONNA REPORT U TO THE MODS!!! IF U DUNT TAKE CARE OF MY BABY IMMA KILL U!

[starkwolf]

I had another Jerry Springer moment in Bonfire a few days ago. I was sitting on one of the random rocks scattered in Bonfire when this "preg" female wolf comes toward me and starts curling up around my legs. My first thought was.... >.> huh what's going on here? Then she started RP licking me and telling me I luv u. I quicky switched to a "horror" face and sprinted away from the area. She chased me and started  shouting in caps "U IZ MY BABYz DADDY! U MATE ME BY THE ROCK! HOW DARE U RAPE ME!!!! OMG IM GONNA REPORT U TO THE MODS!!! IF U DUNT TAKE CARE OF MY BABY IMMA KILL U!

LOL, that is so strange. I think that was probably the point, but that does sound weird.

[Hyenadon]

Funny things that have happened to me:

I was walking past a mate center and wanted to watch it. So I did. This is what happened: ps using fake names

Mate center: Shadow please step into the center
Mate center: if any boy wolves like her please go to stand by her
-three wolves go to stand by her-
Fang: pick me
Sam: no pick me
Killer: I WANT CHU SO BAD BABE
Shadow: I don't want any of you I watched you and you all came up to the other girls on every single turn if you really loved me you would have waited so bye!!!!

And I was like, what the.....?


Then there was this other time a person was playing as a character named Husky Fish. WTF?!

[SteampunkWolfdog]

At some unearthly hour in the morning in Fluorite, two ferals are chatting in local.
"Pants, pants, pants," said one feral.
"Pants," repeated the other.
Doctor Flob, listening to the conversation from afar buts in, "I ain't wearing any." For it was bedtime for Flob and she was in her PJs.
The ferals giggle at Flob's random remark and resumed their conversation.