The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[starkwolf]

 

Funny things that have happened to me:

I was walking past a mate center and wanted to watch it. So I did. This is what happened: ps using fake names

Mate center: Shadow please step into the center
Mate center: if any boy wolves like her please go to stand by her
-three wolves go to stand by her-
Fang: pick me
Sam: no pick me
Killer: I WANT CHU SO BAD BABE
Shadow: I don't want any of you I watched you and you all came up to the other girls on every single turn if you really loved me you would have waited so bye!!!!

And I was like, what the.....?


Then there was this other time a person was playing as a character named Husky Fish. WTF?!

I like this one

[Raxoremys]

A stupid thing I see all the time:

Those pups at the Adoption Centre with the "sad" emote on, their heads down and saying things like "crys" and "nobody will adopt me". Makes me wanna flip a whole room full of tables. Maybe people would want you if you didn't look so suicidal and attention-seeking. :I

Update:

Ooh, someone just jumped off pride rock because nobody would adopt them. They hadn't actually tried coming to the Adoption Centre at all, even after I suggested it to them as a logical alternative to rp suicide.

[pokie37]

ok i have one thats just so weird, i took a screenshot, but looking back at it, i dont think i can show/tell you about it, it was funny but also realy..... freaky. if by any chance you were in Ficho Tunnel two nights ago, you might have seen it.

[JackobLoveu]

(At school, science class)
Teacher: Jenny give me a simple machine.
Jenny:Um Um Um
Me:Solar..
Jenny:Umm Bed Bug
(My friend and I, dies of laughter)

[FantasyDawn]

This was more awkward and weird than funny, but here you go.
I was in Bonfire and suddenly I see something on the chat:

"i r@ped you once but its ok"

There are so many things wrong with that sentence, I can't even.
He then began caps screaming at the chick:

"IM SORRY I GOT U PREGNANT ILY!!!!111!!!!1!!"

This is just...odd. Not sure if I should laugh my butt off, or cry.

I'm not sure either....stared at it like 3 min with the OMG faceNo cry,no laught.

[LordSuragaha]

Just a few minutes ago I was sitting in the Cape over hearing someone's conversation and the kid says "Wait I will brb my mom just told me to go brush my teats"...

I was like O_o... I hope they meant to say teeth

[Thebaltofan123]

A guy was stalking me,then he whispered me and said:

"Guy: GO TO PLAINS AND JOIN MY RP.

Me: no thanks...

Me: -Looks at RP-

Me: I don't like sharks though.

Guy: YOU ARE DUMB AND STOOPID FOR HATING SHARKS,GO DIE IN A HOLE"

Me: ...

Guy: CRY CRYBABY BACON.

Me: wut

Guy: MY WIFE IS DEAD,OKAY

Me: ...

Guy: ME AND MY WIFE JUST GOT MARRIED

Me: But you said she's dead...

Guy: SHE'S ALIVE.YOU LIE

Me: How old are you?

Guy: I'M 14 AND A GUY

Me: I asked your age,not gender.

Guy: GO DIE IN A ANTHOLE IDIOT.

Me: -Leaves whisper and blocks guy-

Me: phew

[puppy 12]

Just a few minutes ago I was sitting in the Cape over hearing someone's conversation and the kid says "Wait I will brb my mom just told me to go brush my teats"...

I was like O_o... I hope they meant to say teeth

xD that made me cough with laughter!

[Lunar Rush]

I was in Fluorite for the first time in a while...
Just running around, being a kitteh. I'm not on public maps often, so I hadn't really explored all of fluorite. So, I decided to take a look at everything there. Over by one of the more public areas where lots of people were hanging out in groups, just chatting, there was a group of dark-colored wolves on the outskirts. They were still in local chat, and everyone could hear them. I was pretty sure they thought nobody could...
It went something like this:
"So guyz, what iz the plann?"
"We r goin to troll sum ppl."

I didn't stay for much more than that, just walked away laughing at their stupidity.
Like some say, don't ever doubt the stupidity of people in groups.

[Wolfie_Lover]

I was smacked by lionlie123 (One of my besties) who was role-playing as a kitten. (I was an elf.) And then everyone started smacking my poor little Elven, Alavar.

After all that, I went to my fox group, which I soon found out that it was destroyed, and this started:
Me <Group>: "Funch, you make me feel like I'm walking on air." Zemb whispers to her best friend.
Group leader <Local>: Sorry guys, but my fox has somewhere else to go. I'm breaking up the group.
Me <Local>: What?!
Group leader <Local>: Only since I found out that, my love, Zemb was cheating on someone from another fox group.
Me <Local and outraged>: Wut, you little--
I'm going to cut it short there, I know what I said wasn't correct... But, it wasn't a public map fr 5 year olds and 8 year olds to see.