The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[~Firepool~]

A guy was stalking me,then he whispered me and said:

"Guy: GO TO PLAINS AND JOIN MY RP.

Me: no thanks...

Me: -Looks at RP-

Me: I don't like sharks though.

Guy: YOU ARE DUMB AND STOOPID FOR HATING SHARKS,GO DIE IN A HOLE"

Me: ...

Guy: CRY CRYBABY BACON.

Me: wut

Guy: MY WIFE IS DEAD,OKAY

Me: ...

Guy: ME AND MY WIFE JUST GOT MARRIED

Me: But you said she's dead...

Guy: SHE'S ALIVE.YOU LIE

Me: How old are you?

Guy: I'M 14 AND A GUY

Me: I asked your age,not gender.

Guy: GO DIE IN A ANTHOLE IDIOT.

Me: -Leaves whisper and blocks guy-

Me: phew

Omigosh, a similar thing like that happened to me once! xDD

[Salt]

Hello Flooflys, Imma tell you  random thing of what happend in FH
LETS BEGIN!!!!!

Razz: (Me) Hmmm bored
Somone: Hia Razz!
Razz: Hi
Somone 2: HEY RAZZ!
Razz: Hi!
Someone 3: RAZZ waz up!
Razz: Hey, and nothing
Rapid: ( BFFLE) - Sits on Razz -
Somone 4: Hey Razz...
Rapid: Hi
Razz: >.>

[nicekind]

So I will try this thing out. So I was laying down with my wolf chra somewhere in Flourite then some male leopard came.

Leopard: Hi
Me: Hi
Leopard: Can we be mates?
Me: Sorry am not really looking for mate and you are a leopard and am a wolf.
Leopard: But I love you!
Me:..... I think you should go to Bonfire -Poofs-

Then I came back on like 10 minutes later with another wolf. I was laying again somewhere in Flourite and then I saw again that guy coming to me I just quickly logged off.

[greenart6]

Once I went into Bonfire and there was a group of Bathroom stuff. lol there was sink, toilet, and bathtub. So I made a toothbrush and joined them.

[greenart6]

Once in Bonfire there was a guy named Walmart, and there was a line of people "buying" stuff from him, so I decided to join.
Wal:What would you like?
Me: I'll have a toilet from your restroom
Wal:-hands toilet- That will be 2 bucks
Me: -hands 20 bucks- oh, and heres an extra 100$ for your troubles

Sometimes I'm so stupid.

[Pakhet]

There's this wolf on stone bridge right now, bright yellow with red mane, with a name of "Kopa m Lion". He's claiming to be Simba's kid, and trying to join this lion rp which won't accept him. So he starts randomly talking in the third person and just now said "I love you, Kopa m Lion."

xD

[sydpid110]

Once I was just walking down through Cape of Distant Worlds and then somebody yelled, "FEAR NOT IN DIS CONVERSATION." And a few minutes later a pride of lions were arguing whether teenage lions should be able to have cubs in the pride.

There are some pretty weird and funny things people have said on Feral Heart that were mentioned here. I was definitely laughing out loud at some.

[bluesnow26]

There's this wolf on stone bridge right now, bright yellow with red mane, with a name of "Kopa m Lion". He's claiming to be Simba's kid, and trying to join this lion rp which won't accept him. So he starts randomly talking in the third person and just now said "I love you, Kopa m Lion."

xD

...
I have no words even though I'm quoting this XD

[Wolfie_Lover]

On of my friends and I were on a custom map, which she made, and she hopped on this 'bridge'. She started typing: 'Wolfie, get your butt up her. :I Now.' I clicked on HeadSwing, as a 'No' emotion, she got ticked off. >:)
So, afterward, she rped shoving me onto the bridge, which was more narrow than I thought it was, and then she 'put' a lever by the bridge, making it the world's most powerful and dangerous bridge. I just stared at her like '...?'

[Dragonite]

So,we were doing a pokemon rp.We were derping around,waiting for a friend of our.Then this trainer wants to battle.Our Mewtwo kicks his ass.Then he jumpsand runs away,saying "I SHALL RULE AGAIN!".Then,oooh boy,just keep reading.
Me:"Well,that was random"
Mewtwo:Yeah....
Zekrom:POPCORN SHALL RULE AGAIN!
Me:O.O
Charizard(My best friend,u remember?):Hey Drago.
Me:Char..Did you got caught?
Reshiram:FOR PANCAKES!
Char:In what?
Keldeo:THIS IS A COOKIE!
Me:The madness desiase.
Mewtwo:Hey guys.You know what?
Me\Char:What?
Mewtwo:ALL YOUR WALMART ARE BELONG TO US!
Char:Dang!Let's Rock n roll outtta here!-puts sunglasses on-
Me:But before...-puts sunglasses-PLAY EM OFF KEYBOARD CAT!