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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #230 on: January 26, 2014, 11:01:09 pm »
Hide in the bedroom department and sleep in one of the beds during the night and wait for an employee to wake you up.. When that happens, just yell; "oh damn, I'm late for class again!" And run
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #231 on: January 27, 2014, 03:08:21 am »
Okay, you're gonna need a friend to do this.  One of you dress up as Robin Thicke and the other dresses like Miley Cyrus and have Miley twerk on Robin in the busiest spot in the store.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #232 on: January 27, 2014, 10:34:48 pm »
Go to the busiest spot of the door and pull your pants down when nobody is looking, yell, "WAFFLES AND POTATOES!" In your weirdest voice.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #233 on: January 27, 2014, 11:31:12 pm »
You will need a guitar, and one of your friends to do this.

Sit on one of the shelves, (Near a piano on display) and you play the guitar and your friend plays the piano.
Play this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzS4OJP-YMk
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #234 on: January 27, 2014, 11:33:03 pm »
You will need a guitar, and one of your friends to do this.

Sit on one of the shelves, (Near a piano on display) and you play the guitar and your friend plays the piano.
Click on this link and play the song in the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzS4OJP-YMk
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #235 on: February 03, 2014, 05:31:49 pm »
go to the food section garb a ham and when the staff is not looking and throw it at a wall and count how any people flip out and go for it. XD
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #236 on: February 03, 2014, 05:43:02 pm »
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #237 on: February 03, 2014, 10:56:55 pm »
Lie to everyone asking where your gigantic ham went, make sure you get the biggest/fattest piece of ham in the store, smack it down in the busiest spot of the store when the staff is not looking, and count how many people run for it or try to grab it. XD
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #238 on: February 11, 2014, 02:34:14 am »
Ram your cart into another person's cart while shouting EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Then slap 100 people and punch the manager while laughing insanely.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #239 on: February 11, 2014, 03:46:31 am »
Not sure if these ones have been done, but first one is to run around the store, pushing a friend in a shopping cart while screaming: "The British are coming!" over and over again.

The other one is to walk into a bathroom stall, wait a few moments, then scream at the top of your lungs: "There's no toilet paper in here!!!"
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