1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[Wuno]

take a pet/ mostly a dog in the store and pretend your blind but you go take a seat with you from like the other coletions take the games unwrap game of your choice go to a big flat screen tv sit down play the game with your pet.

[Emrysthemay]

1: Hook yourself up to the mainframe.
2: Unleash neurotoxin upon the store.
3: Don't get kicked out because everybody is dead.
4: Turn the whole place into one big testing facility.

[Wolflover224]

^ YUS. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

Throw whatever awkward item you can find (pads, condoms, etc.) at random people and hide behind the shelves if they spot you.

[Kibacher]

take hostage of the guy or girl behind the info desk and start singing Madonna at the top of your lungs into the microphone

[aelitastar]

Take a group of cosplaying friends and have the one dressed up as Luffy scream "I'M GOING TO BECOME KING OF THE PIRATES" in everyone's faces.

Reenact scenes from Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart in the middle of the plant isle.

[Kibacher]

take the help desk mic and scream a bunch of Game of Thrones spoilers and watch the world burn

[saffron]

Dress up in all pink, yell the hamster dance song, all while twerking in front of the security cameras and singing "GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT!" at people, interrupting the hamster dance.

[Wolflover224]

Dress up as a peanut and throw peanuts and peanut butter at people and scream "ALL HAIL THE PEANUT KING!" at the top of your lungs.

[Echoing harmony]

Act like Robin Hood and steal from people's carts.

[Neowulf]

Rob someone's cart slobbering and spitting at their owner and eat their food-related stuff from the cart.