1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[ArcticGalaxy]

Make pirate ships out of the shopping carts, and run around with a nerf gun shouting "READY THE CANNONS" and shoot them at all of the customer's. Oh, and raid the ice cream and candy isle's.

[CosmoFursi]

Grab as many toy weapons you can and scream "I'll get that hedgehog!" as loud as you can, then throw the toys all over the place and yell "I hate that hedgehog!"

(Idk xD)

[Wyldercat]

Show up in Teemo cosplay. hide in a shelf and whisper "Never underestimate the power of the scout's code" or "Size doesn't mean everything" when people walk past.

[A.P.S.]

Get in the ball pin, basket thing and when someone gets a ball, pop out and scream at them.

[bunnylions]

Open some Pokemon card packs until you find a Cobalion card. Then, hide the cards you opened before all around the store.

[CeramicSoul]

Go to the electronics section and take the sample stuff and then run around chucking it a people.

[bunnylions]

Let a wild Terrakion loose in the store. When it kills the staff, try your best to look innocent.

[Wolflover224]

Dress up like Dat Boi and unicycle around screaming "HERE COMES DAT BOI"

[Feareh]

Flashing the cashier ....with a flash light

[parlydogs22]

Attempt  to make a soda fountain but just using you're bare hands to drink it.