1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[Puffythewolf]

Jump onto a shelf, play the song Rolex or Despacito

[Machungwa63]

Pour all of the engine oil out into an aisle, buy bathing suits, and turn it into a slip n slide

[ShapesNBeats]

Play The World Revolving Earrape while being on the Store.

[A.P.S.]

Find the packaged hotdogs and raise an army by piling them all together and sitting in the middle of the store with them all surrounding you.

Ideally while lighting them on fire.

[Telluric]

purchase a retired prison bus. buy some good friends orange jumpsuits. drive the bus into the parking lot, stop it and everybody run in and scatter, causing no property destruction but being havocy nonetheless.

[cattails]

Take control of the intercom. Play this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[ShapesNBeats]

Play P-R-O-G-R-A-M from Kirby Planet Robobot while the song is on earrape and go running around like crazy

[DylanCheetah]

Setup a banquet table in the middle of the food section and start cooking lunch. XDD