1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[hugrf2]

Step 1. If you have the ability to do so, break into a Nissan and ram it into the front of Walmart.
Step 2. Come out dressed as a Sith and threaten random people constantly with your lightsaber for cheesepuffs or whatever object you desire.

You're probably going to get arrested but also get kicked out of Walmart so that counts, right? BD ...Right?

[DancingWithDeath]

Hook up a DVD player to a TV on display (Or just put the DVD in if the TV has a built-in DVD player) and put a Regular Show, Adventure Time, etc. DVD in there, then watch it until they kick you out.

[shayy]

Lick all the apples...

[DancingWithDeath]

You will need a friend so you and your friend can do both methods you see here.

Regular Show method:
You and your friend act like Mordecai and Rigby and say things they would normally say (such as "Yayuuuuh!")  until you get kicked out.

Adventure Time method:
You and your friend act like Finn/Fiona and Jake/Cake. Pretend someone is a monster and fight them and when a staff member comes to kick you out, pretend he/she is the Ice King/Ice Queen and shout "You cant steal princesses/princes, Ice King/Queen!" as they kick you out.

[magicfairy]

This requires a few friends.

Person #1:
Dresses up as Amethyst from Steven Universe and acts all playful like her and messes around with the food in the store.

Person #2:
Dresses up as Garnet from Steven Universe and acts very mature and chill like her and is being very ignorant. (Basically acts like Garnet)

Person #3:
Dresses up as Steven from Steven Universe and acts playful and child-like while trying to get all the sweets in the store and playing with Amethyst.

Person #4:
Dresses up as Pearl from Steven Universe and acts very mature and trying to get Amethyst to behave. She's also saying stuff like, "Why are we here anyway? We gems don't really need to eat.." And she's being bored by the store because they don't have to do with anything she can teach Steven about.

Basically keep doing this until Amethyst and Steven get the entire group kicked because their playing with the food and eating it.

[darkknight]

One way would be to walk close to an employee and follow them the whole time while rubbing your hands together saying, "Yeah, you know what you did, think you slick."

For an added bonus, do this to the cashier or janitor!

[Shakala]

Go to Walmart and ask how to get to Kmart.

[magicfairy]

Go to Walmart and say, "I can't get out of my car, help!" Even though you're not in your car.

[Wolflover224]

Get two people to dress up as a horse (two people in a horse costume, like the classic partner horse costume) and eat the apples, then put the apple cores on the shelf or throw them on the floor.

[magicfairy]

Get an army of people in fursuits and play ball with all the fruit until you get kicked out of the store.